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True Story, kinda dirty . but funny (:
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post Jun 16 2005, 07:05 PM
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car"

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hahhaha . just thought i'd share some laughs . i didnt write this, so yeahs (:
 

Posts in this topic
lidoxangie   True Story   Jun 16 2005, 07:05 PM
iNyCxShoRT   Ahaha I think i've read this somewhere, that m...   Jun 16 2005, 07:07 PM
K!$$   Hahaha that one's great!!   Jun 17 2005, 07:15 AM
Shortiiex   this one has already been posted   Jun 17 2005, 04:07 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   aww.. haha !! good one.. it made me laugh ...   Jun 17 2005, 05:46 PM
sandy_lumpy_shore   lol that really funny... i think it made a few peo...   Jun 17 2005, 07:03 PM
mocassinsx29   QUOTE(sandy_lumpy_shore @ Jun 17 2005, 7:03 P...   Jun 19 2005, 04:54 PM
Paradox of Life   Haha. Funny. I thought it was going to be pretty l...   Jun 17 2005, 11:24 PM
biglamchops   Hahahha! that made my day! Genius!   Jun 17 2005, 11:31 PM
EmmalieV   Haha , Read it before though.   Jun 18 2005, 12:02 AM
sweetxsimplicity   http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtop...   Jun 18 2005, 12:16 AM
Paradox of Life   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jun 17 2005, 11:16 P...   Jul 20 2005, 01:14 PM
danielle_x3   rofl that's so funny ! i was rollin   Jun 23 2005, 09:16 PM
elmogurly   lol. that was funny. i think i heard it before tho...   Jul 14 2005, 03:48 AM
gotahemmi55   may have already been posted, but i liked it   Jul 14 2005, 04:48 AM
[x]Mari[x]   LOL I like that one! Thanks for sharing.   Jul 14 2005, 05:02 PM
pinayprincess   what a bitch lol   Jul 14 2005, 10:21 PM
hall0w   lmao hahaha dats funny   Jul 17 2005, 10:27 PM
Teesa   Loved it.   Jul 18 2005, 04:43 PM
icy_wonderland   hahaha, that's so funny.   Jul 18 2005, 11:46 PM
berry_lickable   funny. old as dirt.   Jul 19 2005, 01:21 AM
elmogurly   yeah, i think this has been posted. naughty story...   Jul 19 2005, 01:23 AM
..:loveee.NuTTii   Yup this one has def. been posted..twice i think. ...   Jul 19 2005, 08:01 PM
azn_punk   lol thats funny   Jul 20 2005, 11:06 PM
sheddingtears   hahaha. damnn.   Jul 26 2005, 06:50 AM


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