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 Feb 20 2005, 10:31 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 452 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,814  |
My friend IMed me this joke. Im sorry if this has been posted before >< but ive looked for it, and i dont see it..
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car." |
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Feb 20 2005, 10:35 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
Been posted before...
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Feb 21 2005, 01:02 AM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
Sounds like a cheap porno... But thats a sick test -.-
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Feb 21 2005, 02:08 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
... this joke has been posted like 3 times already
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Feb 21 2005, 03:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
disgusting, i dont think i heard it before.
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Feb 21 2005, 01:30 PM
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 simplyxx sweet Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,606 |
yea its been posted.. i stil think its funny tho =]
what an ass tho.. why do guys get married if theyre not ready to be with just on eperson? doesnt make any sense.. and how could he sleep with her sis and then marry her? o well |
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Feb 21 2005, 01:31 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Interesting....
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Feb 21 2005, 03:27 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
Yeah. Been posted before. FUNNY. (= |
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Feb 21 2005, 05:51 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
I don't get it....
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Feb 21 2005, 06:12 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
hm..doesn't sound funny to me.
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Feb 21 2005, 08:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
this has been already posted
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Feb 22 2005, 08:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Feb 21 2005, 12:51 PM) I don't get it.... he went outside, because his car was outside & the moral of the story is?
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Feb 23 2005, 03:29 AM
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 I will rise up Group: Member Posts: 112 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,037 |
I thought it was funny... and it's the first time I've ever heard that :)
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Feb 23 2005, 11:03 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i've heard it before. its still funny though
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| *videogamsta* |
Feb 24 2005, 05:06 PM
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whoa strange yet funny and yea already posted
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Feb 25 2005, 01:44 AM
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thats on big-boys.com
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Feb 26 2005, 04:49 AM
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hahah...i thought it was funny
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Mar 6 2005, 03:47 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lols. sigh. ><
what an a-hole. T_T |
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Mar 6 2005, 07:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,987 |
hella funny. pffft...lol.
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Mar 6 2005, 07:52 PM
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 skills to pay the bills... Group: Member Posts: 417 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,204 |
Already posted.
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Mar 6 2005, 07:58 PM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
lol yeah i've heard this already. and i think it's been posted already..
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Mar 6 2005, 07:58 PM
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 the Ray... it filters through Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,081 |
Funny joke.. but I'd be so pissed if it happened to me.
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Mar 6 2005, 08:35 PM
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 Hello there. Group: Member Posts: 343 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,879 |
Lol wow, that's really gotta suck...
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Mar 7 2005, 01:48 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
lucky guy, huh?
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Mar 9 2005, 12:29 AM
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posted already.
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