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tootsie_kiddo
post Jul 27 2004, 05:04 AM
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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 04:28 PM
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.....er...
i dont get it.
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dani41790
post Jul 27 2004, 05:05 PM
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hahaha lol. umm i think some1 posted that joke already
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 05:29 PM
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lol yeah i heard this before but its still funny lol
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 05:35 PM
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thats funny
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 07:30 PM
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um....explanation please?
 
xLil SweetnezZx
post Jul 28 2004, 01:22 PM
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lol-i was confused at first but now i got it
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 01:38 PM
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OMG lol....thatz funnie happy.gif
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 02:13 PM
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hahahaha..funny
 
aznraver396
post Jul 28 2004, 02:22 PM
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rofl. basically. the guy was going to go to his car and get his condom but his fiancee's dad thought he chose not to sleep with his other daughter..
erm..forget it. i can't explain without confusing anyone. X.x;
but it was funny. x]
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 09:40 PM
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haha I get it lol great joke
 
LiNHy POO
post Jul 29 2004, 03:16 PM
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haha i get it!!!! very clever indeed!!! laugh.gif
 
yeseulx3
post Jul 29 2004, 04:22 PM
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haha nice one... lolz that was close
 
Caitlin
post Jul 29 2004, 04:36 PM
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ooh i get it now lol =)
good one
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 06:12 PM
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laugh.gif How funnieeee
 
aznplayaz
post Jul 29 2004, 08:51 PM
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haha...pretty funny but i think i heard that before
 
LatinaLady
post Jul 29 2004, 09:01 PM
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i had to read the last part again but i get it. he was gonnahave sex with her.
no no bad boy!!
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:32 AM
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loooooool biggrin.gif
 
x hYpErRoSeY x
post Jul 30 2004, 12:18 PM
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lol thats so wrong- i feel bad for the girl getting married
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 01:23 PM
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QUOTE(x hYpErRoSeY x @ Jul 30 2004, 12:18 PM)
lol thats so wrong- i feel bad for the girl getting married

well she doesn`t know that.. ermm.gif

but that`s a nasty way to test the future groom to be. blink.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 10:05 PM
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lol... didnt sum1 already post dis b4?
 
OkamaPower
post Jul 31 2004, 08:22 PM
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hahahahah......my eyes are burning staring at the story......and if you get married.....the happy birthday......hehehehehe i mean wedding.or sumthin.
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 05:22 PM
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I already heard this joke b4, but it's still funny...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 08:57 PM
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lol i heard it but its still funni
 
ForgottenDreamz
post Aug 8 2004, 09:01 PM
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lol I never heard that one. Got to tell a friend that one. laugh.gif thanks for the joke
 
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