True Story, kinda dirty . but funny (: |
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 Jun 16 2005, 07:05 PM
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car" ------------------------ hahhaha . just thought i'd share some laughs . i didnt write this, so yeahs (: |
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Jun 16 2005, 07:07 PM
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Ahaha I think i've read this somewhere, that made my day.
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Jun 17 2005, 07:15 AM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
Hahaha that one's great!!
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Jun 17 2005, 04:07 PM
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this one has already been posted
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Jun 17 2005, 05:46 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
aww.. haha !! good one.. it made me laugh for sure.
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Jun 17 2005, 07:03 PM
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lol that really funny... i think it made a few people horny tho
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Jun 17 2005, 11:24 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Haha. Funny. I thought it was going to be pretty lame, but the moral brought it all together. Good joke.
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Jun 17 2005, 11:31 PM
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 biglamchops Group: Member Posts: 262 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 149,977 |
Hahahha! that made my day! Genius!
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Jun 18 2005, 12:02 AM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
Haha , Read it before though.
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Jun 18 2005, 12:16 AM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
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Jun 19 2005, 04:54 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
QUOTE(sandy_lumpy_shore @ Jun 17 2005, 7:03 PM) lol that really funny... i think it made a few people horny tho  Rofl, I heard it before so it didn't really make me laugh but that comment did... And if it was posted before, somebody delete it? 
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Jun 23 2005, 09:16 PM
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rofl that's so funny ! i was rollin
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Jul 14 2005, 03:48 AM
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lol. that was funny. i think i heard it before though.
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Jul 14 2005, 04:48 AM
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may have already been posted, but i liked it
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Jul 14 2005, 05:02 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,825 |
LOL I like that one!
Thanks for sharing.
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Jul 14 2005, 10:21 PM
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what a bitch lol
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Jul 17 2005, 10:27 PM
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lmao hahaha dats funny
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Jul 18 2005, 04:43 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
Loved it. |
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Jul 18 2005, 11:46 PM
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hahaha, that's so funny.
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Jul 19 2005, 01:21 AM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
funny.
old as dirt. |
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Jul 19 2005, 01:23 AM
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yeah, i think this has been posted.
naughty story. |
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Jul 19 2005, 08:01 PM
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Yup this one has def. been posted..twice i think. I couldn't get it last time but now I do.
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Jul 20 2005, 01:14 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jun 17 2005, 11:16 PM) http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=27185 http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=64774 Shouldn't this be closed then? |
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Jul 20 2005, 11:06 PM
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lol thats funny
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Jul 26 2005, 06:50 AM
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hahaha. damnn.
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