Embarrassing Injuries Options

[RoyalSwagger]

one time my friend was leaning on a cart with nothing in (which is dumb cuz shes big and the carts empty) and the cart flipped and she ate shit and feel on her stomach with her body spread out. lied on the floor for a few seconds and got up and told everyone sorry LOLOL. then got the cart and used it as a walking tool and walked toward us trying not to limp. the cart was even ours which made it funny as she walked towards us. i was laughing so much i was crying.

[Just_Dream]

^ lul!

And OMG Michelle - wth, you had REALLY DANGEROUS injuries!
Jackie - how did that happen? Did you fall off the bed? :[


I have two really stupid injuries. One time, when I was probably in kindergarten or first grade, I was using my half-sister's really sharp scissors -- you can probably stab someone really hard with the ends of it, and it will pierce all the way through -- to cut one of those really thick stickers. The sticker was silvery and you could say it looked metal-ish, but it was a sticker. I managed to cut threough it, but I cut my other finger in the process, and it started bleeding like crazy! I still have a scar from it, but it's just this tiny white patch on my right index finger (I'm left handed in cutting, so I ended up cutting my right hand!).

Another story is when I was in the shower back in elementary school and I guess I slipped (dunno how that happened!), so fell forward and hit the bathtub faucet. You know how many of the tub faucets have that knob that you pull so that you can use the shower, where it makes it so that water comes out of the shower head instead of the bathtub faucet? Anyways, I fell onto the bathtub faucet and the skin on my leg (a little below my knee) scraped off from the knob, where my leg even pushed the knob down and the bathtub faucet released water. My leg was bleeding pretty bad from such a small cut, so I put this heavy duty band-aid (those tattoo ones!) and no more blood could come out of the bandaid. :D But I still have this scar (it's like a 1.5 inch line) on my leg. =X

But man, those are embarrassing.

[Simba]

Not really that embarrassing, but I feel pretty dang stupid whenever I'm walking around the house and I just randomly jam my pinky toe into the door or wall something and it ends up hurting pretty bad.

[1angel3]

Not really that embarrassing, but I feel pretty dang stupid whenever I'm walking around the house and I just randomly jam my pinky toe into the door or wall something and it ends up hurting pretty bad.

^ I do that a lot too.

I remember when i was younger probably around 6 years old. Me and my friends was playing kick ball in the back yard(not really a yard because I liveed in a apartment at the time but we had a big field, it was everyone's yard) so the yard is basically a big hill, I can't really describe it. So you know how you have to kick the ball and run to first base before someone hit you with it? So yeah, I was running and I fell/slept on the grass on my knees and everyone laugh at me. I cried like a big baby and walked home and came back out.

I still have a bruise from that day. I actually have several bruises from my young childhood on my knees.

[fagget]

Okay, so this just happened a few days ago.

I was taking a shower, and I leaned forward for the shampoo, got back up and hit my head on the towel rack, and fell backwards landing on my back in the bathtub.
I felt stupid and naked. I just laid there while the water kept hitting my face.
It wasn't embarrassing, but it wasn't something I could laugh off without feeling incredibly stupid.

[Just_Dream]

I felt stupid and naked. I just laid there while the water kept hitting my face.

lol I felt stupid and naked as well, but the stinging pain from when I slipped and got hurt in the shower made me tear a little while I sat there. Then I finished showering and put on the band-aid.

[aaayotiffany]

lmao. i can't even count how many times i've walked into something and hurt a body part. there's been my hand, my hip, my toes, my shoulder, my leg, my stomach... i think the only thing that i haven't injured is probably my head. and i've never actually fallen in the shower, but i have slipped and i have sprained my ankle, lol.

[Eww]

When I was 5, I went to go sit on the cough, but for whatever reason, I decided to step onto is (if that makes sense) but I lost my balance fell backwards and hit my elbow on the table.
Then I couldn't move. And then, when I got to the hospital, everything was fine

I felt pretty stupid.

[deactivated]

not much of an injury, but the first time i went to disneyland, i was so excited that i was walking hella awkwardly and i ended up kneeing myself in the chin. i felt retarded. ): i was only 8 though.

[Joanne]

I walk into door frames a lot.

[mmhmichelle]

Hmm,I remember summore now.

One time I was walking out of the bathroom,I was really sleepy and my room is like,5 feet away from the bathroom so I was just walking with my eyes half open. Then I bumped into the door frame and I started bleeding and had a scar on my face for a while. LOL.

And then another time (like 5 years ago) we were biking at camp,and I had this song stuck in my head so I stoof up on my bike and closed my eyes are started singing as loud as I could,and next thing I knew I blacked out and I heard all my friends yelling to me..I was in a ditch and there was blood all over me,and a truck came by to help but it took too long so my friends biked home while I had to walk with my bike -___-

[f00LisH_h3aRt63]

Jackie - how did that happen? Did you fall off the bed? :[

that's the thing. i didn't fall off the bed. i remember waking up and stepping out of bed and my foot was asleep. my boyfriend said that that morning i was sleeping weird like with my foot under one of my legs. lol. i really don't know what happened. lmao.

hi christina!

[The-March-Hare]

Walking the dog this morning, I got my feet tangled in the lead, and fell flat on my face in front of three people on horses. Even the dog gave me a look like 'Dipshit.'

Not my finest moment.

[fagget]

not much of an injury, but the first time i went to disneyland, i was so excited that i was walking hella awkwardly and i ended up kneeing myself in the chin. i felt retarded. ): i was only 8 though.

HAHAHAHAH This one is the best, imo.

[libertie]

I was standing in a parking lot and got hit by a car. It knocked me to the ground and I hit my head, which knocked me unconscious. I woke up in a hospital bed. X(

But just the fact that I must not've been paying attention is pretty embarrassing.

[karmakiller]

I've never been hurt in the shower, thank goodness. I would be embaressed all by myself... and that is the worst kind of emabressment.

I walk into door frames a lot.

There's an inside joke between my friend and I, because in my kitchen we have a box fan and it was sitting on the bench. I was on the phone with my friend and went walking downstairs. I kept telling him to be quiet (because he would probably say something to make me laugh) and I didn't want to wake anyone up. I went walking into the kitchen and ran into the fan. It went crashing down and the dog came running and barking.

[libertie]

The door frames thing.. I actually do that a lot, too. I'll be walking somewhere and you just hear a loud crash. "I'M OKAY I JUST RAN INTO THE WALL."

[membrthetimewthe...]

A few years back me and my sister were attacking each other and running around the kitchen table. I threw a chair at her, then tried to chase her in socks...
I was fuming pissed, trying to catch up to her and instead, slipped and fell on my face. I tried to get up, but then slipped and fell again. My mom and sister started to crack up, so i cried and shrieked in frustration...

The fight was about a pencil.

[JokeInsideJoke]

i was talking to my friend on the phone once and i was walking into my room and i hit the light switch. i fell to the floor and i was cussing and i was close to tears. i was black and blue for a week. and now my friend tells everyone "she walks into light switches!"

oh, and then there was that time that i ran into my bedroom wall at 5:30 in the morning and broke my toe. and then walked around the house for a half hour, not knowing it was bleeding. i had to sit out in gym for a week, and everyone was asking what was wrong. yeah. thats pretty embarrassing.

[mmhmichelle]

I stuck my head in between the bars of my cousin's staircase when I was little and my head got stuck.


My aunt had to pull me out.

[ReggieM]

i was trying to cut my fingernails with a pair of sharp scissors and managed to cut my nails as well as a peice of my index finger. i always have to lie to people where i got the scar from because i doubt people cut thier nails with scissors.

[prakharmaheshwar...]

Dropped the hammer on my leg last week...
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[superstitious]

I nearly severed my left index finger hurrying out of a public restroom because I didn't want anyone to smell that I had just pooed.

[Joanne]

^ I LOL'd

[ReggieM]

^ i heard her lol