If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
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 Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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 oh look its emily!  Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226  |
If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?
I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!? |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
_I would make her not whisper and sing at the same time.
_And I would make her stop moving the frickin microphone like a salt shaker while she's singing/whispering. [= |
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| *Azarel* |
Jun 30 2005, 10:25 PM
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-> Entertainment.
Uh. Talk to her like she's not a freaking celebrity? I hate that shit. Ugh. |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:28 PM
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Just hang-out with her I guess. Get pictures. =)
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Jun 30 2005, 10:33 PM
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stab her when shes not looking....duh.
 just kidding. uhh ask her why she's so idiotic and finds it fun to make a fool of herself on t.v.? |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:35 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
Shopping and have her buy me everything.
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Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
ask her if it's really chicken or tuna...
 or use her for all she's got. i meant money nothing else, honest. 
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Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
QUOTE Shopping and have her buy me everything. Also ask her if it chicken or fish Oh damn it she so freakin stopid lol |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:49 PM
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oh look its emily! Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226 |
^lol. after that happened she did advertising for them. but some people like dumb blondes.... no offense.
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Jun 30 2005, 10:59 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
id talk to her about .. whatever. i dont know, im not really a fan of hers
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Jun 30 2005, 11:08 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I would get her autograph and take pictures with her, then ask her about her sister, because Ashlee is cooler.
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Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(bRoKeNxALoNE @ Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM) _I would make her not whisper and sing at the same time. OMG. YES. It's annoying when she does that._And I would make her stop moving the frickin microphone like a salt shaker while she's singing/whispering. [=  I'd spend the day with Jessica Simpson and treat her like a normal person, not a celebrity. |
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Jun 30 2005, 11:12 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Probably just have fun with her.....
NOT LIKE THAT! |
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| *stephinika* |
Jun 30 2005, 11:17 PM
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just talk with her and whatnot. see what she's really like i guess.
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Jun 30 2005, 11:19 PM
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 worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
I would make her my concubine and beat her for making such terrible music
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Jun 30 2005, 11:32 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
i would kobe bryant her.
- B Seezy |
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| *lolita kitty* |
Jun 30 2005, 11:46 PM
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^ ROFL.
id get a signed autograph and sell it on ebay. then high five her for being blonde =] |
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| *wind&fire* |
Jul 1 2005, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE(wayne @ Jul 1 2005, 2:32 PM) i would kobe bryant her. - B Seezy rape her? shed probably be willling |
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Jul 1 2005, 01:27 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
shopping... and the whole time i'll act ditzy even MORE ditzy and stupid then her... and see how she reacts
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Jul 1 2005, 01:28 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
probably just talk to her. she seems nice. x]
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Jul 1 2005, 01:42 AM
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 I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy! Group: Member Posts: 1,821 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,942 |
slap her
naw j/p im not that evil, but i guess go shopping in l.a. |
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Jul 1 2005, 01:48 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I would strangle her and slowly watch the air seep out of her lungs. Funny, I live in her hometown. I might be able to work it out. SHe comes and visits her old high school. Anyone care to join me?
LoL. This topic is rediculous. As much as I may not be able to stand her, she is not an object that you can just think about doing whatever you want. Some of you are gross. I hate her, but I respect her. Even tho, if she gave me a good reason, I'd TRY to kill her. Or at least make her look bad.  But seriously. Since shes obviously a moron, I would brainwash her into quitting her carreer as a singer, and make her make me famous instead. Yes. That is what I would do.
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Jul 1 2005, 04:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
bitchslap her
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| *paul murphy* |
Jul 1 2005, 08:12 AM
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| *mzkandi* |
Jul 1 2005, 09:01 AM
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Make her give me all her money.
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