If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?

I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!?

_I would make her not whisper and sing at the same time.
_And I would make her stop moving the frickin microphone like a salt shaker while she's singing/whispering.

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Uh. Talk to her like she's not a freaking celebrity? I hate that shit. Ugh.

Just hang-out with her I guess. Get pictures. =)

stab her when shes not looking....duh.





just kidding.

uhh ask her why she's so idiotic and finds it fun to make a fool of herself on t.v.?

Shopping and have her buy me everything.

ask her if it's really chicken or tuna...

or use her for all she's got. i meant money nothing else, honest.

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Shopping and have her buy me everything.

Also ask her if it chicken or fish
Oh damn it she so freakin stopid lol

^lol. after that happened she did advertising for them. but some people like dumb blondes.... no offense.

id talk to her about .. whatever. i dont know, im not really a fan of hers

I would get her autograph and take pictures with her, then ask her about her sister, because Ashlee is cooler.

OMG. YES. It's annoying when she does that.

I'd spend the day with Jessica Simpson and treat her like a normal person, not a celebrity.

Probably just have fun with her.....

NOT LIKE THAT!

just talk with her and whatnot. see what she's really like i guess.

I would make her my concubine and beat her for making such terrible music

i would kobe bryant her.

- B Seezy

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id get a signed autograph and sell it on ebay.
then high five her for being blonde =]

rape her?

shed probably be willling

shopping... and the whole time i'll act ditzy even MORE ditzy and stupid then her... and see how she reacts

probably just talk to her. she seems nice. x]

slap her







naw j/p im not that evil, but i guess go shopping in l.a.

I would strangle her and slowly watch the air seep out of her lungs. Funny, I live in her hometown. I might be able to work it out. SHe comes and visits her old high school. Anyone care to join me?












LoL. This topic is rediculous. As much as I may not be able to stand her, she is not an object that you can just think about doing whatever you want. Some of you are gross. I hate her, but I respect her. Even tho, if she gave me a good reason, I'd TRY to kill her. Or at least make her look bad. But seriously. Since shes obviously a moron, I would brainwash her into quitting her carreer as a singer, and make her make me famous instead. Yes. That is what I would do.

bitchslap her

Make her give me all her money.

I'd hump her and take all her money and take pictures hahahah

haha, OHY YEAH!

ask her if she's really that dumb

Hang out with her.

Damn, you guys are mean.

take all her stuff then sell it on ebay!

I'd ask her for a supply of Proactiv.

other guys probly said they would do her, but i would shake her for her money

take pictures and go shopping then go to School

hangout with her SHOPPING. take pictures and you know the usual girl stuff

just hang out... talk to her...

have her hook me up with johnny knoxville and all the jackass boys lol

Bring Ashlee Simpson and maybe talk about music and life. And hangout at the mall. Take funky pictures with each the Simpsons sister.

I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. Not really. I would duct tape her on the ceiling of her house and make sure she never gets down.

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Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol

that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL

I am a girl. I would duct tape her mouth shut. And I would duct tape her husband to the top of his car.

shes soo pretttyyyyy

May I ask why Jessica Simpson, particularly?

go shopping and have her pay for everything

Make her watch as I bang the shit out of her sister !!!!!

I am a guy what do you think??

^ hahah.
have her take me on a shopping spree. woohoo!

take pictures.

Shop with her. (:

I would take her to the roller skating rink and force her to skate with me while singing Public Affair.

I would do exactly that.

Tell her to take me shopping and make her pay for everything, after that ask her if she wants to go the pool, of course she'll say yes and when she gets in i'll drown her!!!