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 Feb 16 2005, 02:13 PM
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I love you <33333  Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404  |
I guess they just arent cordinated enough....and for the pubic hair, i guess they....shed?
 
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Feb 16 2005, 03:07 PM
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 Im as fake as a widow's smile ;) Group: Member Posts: 1,045 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,851 |
Wow..this is very amusing
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Feb 16 2005, 06:58 PM
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resident high-five'r Group: Member Posts: 316 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,585 |
sometimes you get a little lint in the eye of the one eyed monster ... and thats why we pee in 2 directions at the same time .... usually if you pee long enough it will eventually join into one stream.
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Feb 16 2005, 07:29 PM
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 I'm with Stupid. Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,973 |
eww .. what the hell happened to pg 13 ? this is X rated people ! *covers up with masking tape*
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Feb 17 2005, 09:43 PM
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 the Ray... it filters through Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,081 |
Yea... I don't understand... why were you in a guy's bathroom? Are you moonlighting as a janitor or something? Pubes just sorta fall out I guess.... and c'mon, guys have much longer pubic hair 'cause we don't take razors to it... so it's sorta unkempt, unlike the groomed pubes of girls. Some guys piss all over the floor on purpose. Others are just lazy... and well guys like me sometimes just miss when it first comes out.
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Feb 19 2005, 12:41 AM
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ive had 2 streams and both missed the toilet it was in my house so i cleaned it f**k if ill touch a public bathroom mai pubic hair uss just i guess shed from the natural adjustment of the dongle i mean it has a mind of its own and likes to be in awkward positions so we have to fix it soemtimes but yeah when it doesnt shoot in 2 directions i hit acurate unless im sleepign standing up
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Mar 10 2005, 08:23 PM
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 Yes. this is me. Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,940 |
People keep asking me why I was in a boy's bathroom -- haven't you ever been in an apartment where only boys live?
That's how it is in most apartments in college.... at least insofar that i've been at... duh. |
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Mar 10 2005, 09:07 PM
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i would assume that they "trim" above the toilet, just cut 'n flush, no mess to pick up
and yes, guyz bathrooms are horrific, the toilet seats look like cheetas...all spotted *shudder*......this is why nobody takes a crap at school, just like in american pie.....no amount of seat covers could protect you from the things in our bathrooms |
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Mar 11 2005, 02:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
LOL, they prolly rubbing their shiits. xD and their old hair falls LOL.
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Mar 23 2005, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 6 2005, 6:44 AM) As dirty as I've seen girls bathrooms get, with long hairs all over the ground and makeup caked to the sink, I will never understand this male phoenomenon: How do you guys get pubic hair in all the areas around the toilet? Only in a boy's bathroom have I ever seen pubic hair in the crevice in between the waterbowl and the back. It's strange! I tell you. Also, though you have been peeing all your life, it seems as if some guys tend to miss the damn toilet. Is this a coordination issue, laziness or just plain stupidity? Please answer my questions. I anxiously await your replies.  first of all what were u doing in a guys bathroom/second of all peeing for guys isnt as easy as it looks, but yes i agree with u it is nasty when people miss i mean its a huge hole how could u miss it |
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May 20 2005, 03:04 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
QUOTE(Solipsist @ Jan 7 2005, 1:02 AM) Somtimes, I pee in the dark. So I use urine as sonar to look for the toilet. That's why it gets messy. - Solipsist HAHA |
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May 20 2005, 03:23 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
you went into a boy's bathroom O_O? lol anyways, i have no clue why. ahahhaha. boy's are simply clumsy and dirty ahaha
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May 20 2005, 05:41 PM
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 Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
QUOTE(Solipsist @ Jan 7 2005, 12:02 AM) Somtimes, I pee in the dark. So I use urine as sonar to look for the toilet. That's why it gets messy. - Solipsist LMAO thats funny. i use sonar at skewl sometimes ^_^. and uh pubic hair just falls out... ya i lost a pube today...err pubic hair*jk lol. but i have nenver heard of them falling into the crevices or somewhere else..... those must be some weird people..... lmao... sonar for toilet... ha.. |
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May 30 2005, 08:52 PM
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we're not accurate when it comes to peeing in 2 directions [or sometimes even 3] so leave us alone!!
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Jun 1 2005, 07:58 PM
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I wonder why she hasn't answered why she was in the guy's bathroom. Let's be serious.
Why else? 
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Jun 1 2005, 08:16 PM
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Hmm...I never thought about that either o_O; Lols now that you got me thinking, how does it get there?
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Jun 2 2005, 06:51 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(bad_girl @ Jan 7 2005, 7:55 PM) err.. u've been in the boys toilet? edit.// okay. boy's apartment then. how do u kno it's public hair?? lol. have u like.. smelt it or smth? i think it's their cats/dogs/ wtever. or had they had a haircut recently? erm... when it's pubic hair, you can just tell that it's pubic hair o.O |
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Jun 2 2005, 07:15 AM
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QUOTE(Destruya @ Jun 2 2005, 1:58 AM) I wonder why she hasn't answered why she was in the guy's bathroom. Let's be serious. Why else? Dumbass..she told us that she's @ college and had to use the facilities in the guy's house. wtf? Read the thread. Guys get hair caught in their zippers and pull it out, shave and trim their pubes over the can, bounce their schlongs around to remove drips...and surprise..hair falls out. You expect them to clear it up? Wait till you're married for really bad habits!! And if you want to see a real pissy mess check out the water park created by a pierced glans. Now that is naaaasty!! |
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Jun 2 2005, 07:56 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,570 |
QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 6 2005, 7:44 AM) As dirty as I've seen girls bathrooms get, with long hairs all over the ground and makeup caked to the sink, I will never understand this male phoenomenon: How do you guys get pubic hair in all the areas around the toilet? Only in a boy's bathroom have I ever seen pubic hair in the crevice in between the waterbowl and the back. It's strange! I tell you. Also, though you have been peeing all your life, it seems as if some guys tend to miss the damn toilet. Is this a coordination issue, laziness or just plain stupidity? Please answer my questions. I anxiously await your replies. I have never seen hair on the guys toilet? And if so it's probably THEiR head hair... lol. iDK how? But yeah. |
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Jun 3 2005, 10:45 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Imagine a fire hose and nobody holding it and someone turning on the water. It just goes crazy, and sometimes are weiners tend to do that.
Three streams, shoot I had 4 or 5 one time. haha! |
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Jun 3 2005, 10:51 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
QUOTE I wonder why she hasn't answered why she was in the guy's bathroom. Let's be serious. Why else? she has, dumbass. read the thread |
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Jun 3 2005, 11:13 AM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
thats kinda odd coming from a girl but yet sadly, it is true
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Jun 11 2005, 04:29 AM
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chauvinist? Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,532 |
u slut! lol
hey, it's just dat we dun dare to see ur own dicks...lol... and hey, wt were u doin in a guy's bathroom...? == |
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Jun 11 2005, 12:47 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jan 6 2005, 9:23 PM) Why were you ever in a boys' bathroom? Exactly what I was about to ask. Reportedly in my elementary's boy's restroom, there was feces on the wall, on the ground and right behind the entrance. Consider yourself lucky. |
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Jun 11 2005, 06:49 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 6 2005, 6:44 AM) As dirty as I've seen girls bathrooms get, with long hairs all over the ground and makeup caked to the sink, I will never understand this male phoenomenon: How do you guys get pubic hair in all the areas around the toilet? Only in a boy's bathroom have I ever seen pubic hair in the crevice in between the waterbowl and the back. It's strange! I tell you. Also, though you have been peeing all your life, it seems as if some guys tend to miss the damn toilet. Is this a coordination issue, laziness or just plain stupidity? Please answer my questions. I anxiously await your replies. Why were you in the boy's bathroom? :\ Well, for me, I dunno. I've never been to the boy's bathroom before, but I've seen the inside of it before because they always leave the boy's bathroom door open.
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