Dumbest thing you said/heard today? |
Dumbest thing you said/heard today? |
Apr 8 2008, 08:35 PM
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![]() That's what she said. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Said: Is Australia part of the United States?
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Jul 20 2008, 10:56 AM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
u gurrrgeouzz....
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Jul 20 2008, 05:24 PM
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![]() yo yo yiggidy yo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,606 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,591 |
(6:14:30 PM): u and ------ gonna becomes bffs again
(6:14:32 PM): its destined never again. |
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Jul 20 2008, 09:04 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 656,568 |
I was working at the cash register today and some lady was writing a check and i asked to see her drivers license and she starts talking about how i was thinking that she was too old to drive and that i didnt think she had one.
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Jul 20 2008, 10:52 PM
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![]() Fellatio. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
What/Where's Aruba?
She's known for being...special. |
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Jul 21 2008, 01:54 AM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
noooooo dunn leev...
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Jul 21 2008, 03:00 AM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 351 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 543,127 |
Some retard sitting behind me in the theatres: "Heath Ledger died?!?"
She said this when it said "In Memory of..." in the credits. I mean, who doesn't know that?!?! |
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Jul 21 2008, 04:25 AM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
"You're going to be working nights all week this week."
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Jul 21 2008, 04:35 AM
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![]() in a matter of time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
"Is this going to get bigger?!"
- One of my brother's friends when we were watching the ads on the movie screen before The Dark Knight in IMAX. Yes, you dumbass, we paid $15 to see half of the screen being utilised. |
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Jul 21 2008, 10:14 AM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 35 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 563,830 |
This whole topic: http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=203860 hahaha yeah youre really funny. why dont you come and try to do it yourself on this keyboard and this computer which doesnt have photoshop on it. then lets see whos laughing Uhh... you don't need photoshop and you don't need a special computer. You can use a program called mwsnap. Look it up online... it's a free program. |
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Jul 21 2008, 10:37 AM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 354 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 652,769 |
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Jul 21 2008, 12:15 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 238 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,827 |
my mom and i we're on the bus on our way to the imax theater when she starts talikn about the colors of our eyes and what not.( key note: were on a bus without mirrors.) And i'm like mom, i don't know, i can't exactly see them. And she goes "well, look. look at your eyes and see if thier the same as mine." |
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Jul 21 2008, 12:22 PM
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![]() poison ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
When i was in San Francisco i was having issues with my contacts so i lietrally saw double most of the day.
So we were at japan town and went into a little stationary store and i told my mom how my contacts were bugging me. She said "well look at this and tell me if you can read it." I said that i couldnt, and she asked why and i replied "becuase its in japanese! i dont speak japanese" |
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Jul 21 2008, 12:25 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 282 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,342 |
"Spacemen can go to the sun"
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Jul 21 2008, 12:31 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 238 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,827 |
When i was in San Francisco i was having issues with my contacts so i lietrally saw double most of the day. So we were at japan town and went into a little stationary store and i told my mom how my contacts were bugging me. She said "well look at this and tell me if you can read it." I said that i couldnt, and she asked why and i replied "becuase its in japanese! i dont speak japanese" |
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Jul 21 2008, 02:27 PM
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![]() in a matter of time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
This:
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...amp;pid=2990864 Because Photoshop is so very NOT free. |
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Jul 21 2008, 02:47 PM
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![]() <(^_^<) DANCE!(>^_^)> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,304 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,621 |
friend: we saw this last summer right after graduation.
me: really now? friend: yeah, remember? you were all like "he's so cute!". me: you mean that guy in that movie that i didn't see, because i didn't graduate last year? friend: YEAH! That one. me: friend: |
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Jul 21 2008, 03:56 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 354 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 652,769 |
This: http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...amp;pid=2990864 Because Photoshop is so very NOT free. Because torrents do so NOT exist. |
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Jul 21 2008, 04:36 PM
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![]() in a matter of time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
^ She was talking about mwsnap, which is freeware. Completely free. You don't need to torrent it. Whereas Photoshop is not freeware. You'd have to break some laws to get it. If somewhere in your retarded brain you think that Photoshop is classified as "free" because you can torrent it, then I don't think you deserve to use Photoshop.
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Jul 21 2008, 04:43 PM
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![]() DDR \\ I'm Dee :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Well, today my brother was reading the death notices in the paper. And we thought he was reading the celebration pages. He was mentioning the ages of some of the people and then I heard "We'll put you in there." LOL
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Jul 21 2008, 04:48 PM
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![]() Lets value our lives. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 235 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,298 |
"Pizza? You want pepperoni pizza?"
A lunch lady at my school said that. The only kind of pizza we have is pepperoni pizza. dang. Lunch ladys say the wierdest things. |
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Jul 21 2008, 06:43 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 354 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 652,769 |
^ She was talking about mwsnap, which is freeware. Completely free. You don't need to torrent it. Whereas Photoshop is not freeware. You'd have to break some laws to get it. If somewhere in your retarded brain you think that Photoshop is classified as "free" because you can torrent it, then I don't think you deserve to use Photoshop. Sure the software isn't free but if I can get it for free easily then I'm going to classify as so. |
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Jul 21 2008, 06:58 PM
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![]() asdfghjkl; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
i'm wet!
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Jul 21 2008, 07:02 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
shh.. litt folloo hiim...
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Jul 21 2008, 07:53 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 168 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 542,916 |
My Cousin - "Auntie, whats the diffrence bewteen a terrorist and a tourist?"
Never laughed so much in my life! |
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Jul 21 2008, 07:59 PM
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![]() yo yo yiggidy yo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,606 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,591 |
this girl in my class - "america's not racist!"
myself, the professor, and the rest of the class were dying, completely dying of laughter. |
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