Nonsense

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The name says it all: total nonsense. I can't get over how much I love this. It's so... "Me." I hope you guys like it too.

I wouldn't suggest using this layout if you're not experienced with CSS or HTML.

Everything you need to edit is in the "Who I'd like to meet" section of the code. Remember to replace the "xxx"'s with your friend ID. Get your friend ID here!

Please don't remove the credit, as always.
Brush Credit: Mary's Stamps, PS Brushes.net. Also, the image of Julian Casablancas is edited by me and is from the new Converse Ads. The image of the old man is from MSNBC.com.

Any questions? Leave a comment.
Enjoy!

Using This Layout

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This is a div overlay layout, html knowledge required!
1. Log into myspace.com
2. Click on Edit Profile (Profile 1.0)
3. Copy (ctrl c) and paste (ctrl v) code to the specified fields

Update Friend ID

Input Friend ID to automagically update code

Layout Code

Copy and paste to About Me

Help

<p><a href="http://www.createblog.com/myspace-layouts/" title="Grab Myspace Layouts and Myspace Codes"><img src="http://www.createblog.com/images/link1.gif" border="0" alt="Myspace Layouts" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;width:10px;height:27px;" /></a></p><style type="text/css">
body {background-color:000000;}
a img {filter:gray; border:none;}
a img hover {filter:gray; border:none;}
 img {filer:gray; border:none;}

div div table div {display:none;} .clearfix table div div {display:block;} 
tr td div, div td, div tr, div table {background-color:transparent !important;}
.profile, div ul {display:none !important; }

a, a:link, a:active, a:visited {
 color:ffffff;
 font-family:palatino linotype;
 font-size:12px;
 font-weight:normal;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:0px;
 text-decoration:underline;
 }

a:hover {
 color:000000;
 font-family:palatino linotype;
 font-size:12px;
 font-weight:normal;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:0px;
 background-color:ffffff;
 text-decoration:none;
}

b {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:palatino linotype !important;
 font-size:12px !important;
 font-weight:bold;
 text-transform:none;
 text-decoration:none !important;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:-.5px;
}

i {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:palatino linotype !important;
 font-size:12px !important;
 font-weight:normal;
 text-transform:none;
 text-decoration:none !important;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:-1px;
}

u {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:palatino linotype !important;
 font-size:12px !important;
 font-weight:normal;
 text-transform:none;
 text-decoration:underline;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:-1px;
}

small {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:palatino linotype !important;
 font-size:10px !important;
 font-weight:normal;
 text-transform:none;
 text-decoration:none !important;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:-1px;
}

big {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:palatino linotype !important;
 font-size:14px !important;
 font-weight:normal;
 text-transform:none;
 text-decoration:none !important;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:-1px;
}

h1 {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:Palatino Linotype;
 font-size:20px;
 font-style:italic;
 font-weight:normal;
 line-height:35px;
 letter-spacing:-3px;
 margin:0px;
}

h2 {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:Palatino Linotype;
 font-size:14px;
 font-style:italic;
 font-weight:normal;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:-1px;
 margin:0px;
 }

p {
 color:ffffff !important;
 font-family:palatino linotype !important;
 font-size:12px !important;
 font-weight:normal;
 text-transform:none;
 text-decoration:none !important;
 line-height:13px;
 letter-spacing:-1px;
 margin:0px;
 margin-bottom:13px;
}
</style>

<div id="creditlink" style="position:absolute; border:none; width:130px; height:20px; z-index:2;
left: 6px !important; top: 0px; color:000000;">Crotchet The Leper</div>

Layout Code

Copy and paste to I'd Like to Meet

Help

Your Name?

</h1>
</div>
<div id="leftside" style="width:180px; height:210px;
background-color:transparent; border:none; position:absolute; z-index:2;
top:272px; left:50%; margin-left:-20px; visibility:visible; overflow:auto;">

<p>Go ahead and replace this with your own text. The rest of this filler text is the lyrics to Reptilia by The Strokes. Remember to put each paragraph you write between "p" tags!</p>

<p>He seemed impressed by the way you came in...
"Tell us a story, I <i>know</i> you're not boring."
I was afraid that you would not insist... "You sound so <b>sleepy</b> just take this, <u>now leave me</u>." I said <i>please</i> don't slow me down if I'm going too fast... Oh, you're in a <u>strange</u> part of our town... Yeah, the night's not over, you're not trying hard enough. Our lives are changing lanes; you ran me off the road... The wait is over, I'm now taking over; you're no longer laughing; I'm not drowning fast enough...</p>

</div>
<div id="rightside" style="width:180px; height:260px;
background-color:transparent; border:none; position:absolute; z-index:2;
top:290px; left:50%; margin-left: 170px; visibility:visible; overflow:auto;">

<p>Replace this text too! Remember to put your text between "p" tags. <a href="">Link!</a></p>

<p>Now every time that I look at myself... "I thought I told you <b>this world is not for you</b>." <big>The room is on fire... as she's fixing her hair.</big> "You sound so angry, just calm down, you found me!" I said <i>please</i> don't slow me down if I'm going too fast... You're in a <u>strange</u> part of our town... Yeah, the night's not over, you're not trying hard enough, our lives are changing lanes; you ran me off the road... The wait is over, I'm now taking over... You're no longer laughing;
I'm not drowning fast enough...</p>

</div>
<div id="bottomquote" style="width:106px; height:50px;
background-color:transparent; border:none; position:absolute; z-index:2;
top:500px; left:50%; margin-left:63px; visibility:visible; overflow:hidden; text-align:center;">
<h2>

"Much madness is divinest Sense 
To the discerning Eye..."

</h2>
</div>