Flight of the conchords

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Hahaha, i know this is nothing like my usuals, but i just flippin' love these guys. (: It was officially made for a friend of mines birthday... And i decided to put it up here too. (:

If you have any problems, contact me. Andd,

the HTML credit, all goes to : VIXENKITTY.
she is wonderful! (thanks for letting me use it)

Uhmm, yes, so replace the XXXXX's with your friend ID
and, fill in the places where it says. (:

thanks,
xvintageheart

Using This Layout

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This is a div overlay layout, html knowledge required!
1. Log into myspace.com
2. Click on Edit Profile (Profile 1.0)
3. Copy (ctrl c) and paste (ctrl v) code to the specified fields

Update Friend ID

Input Friend ID to automagically update code

Layout Code

Copy and paste to About Me

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<a href="http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user">home</a> ✎ <a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=XXXXXXXX">pics</a> ✎ <a href="http://friends.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewfriends&friendID=XXXXXXXX&MyToken=f0707049-aeae-4629-88f3-3380ed7a52d4">friends</a> ✎ <a href="http://comment.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewComments&friendID=XXXXXXXX">comments</a> ✎ <a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=XXXXXXXX">blogs</a> ✎ <a href="http://messaging.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.message&friendID=XXXXXXXX&MyToken=22ca6fba-bcdf-4bea-8ea3-8054427c4531">message</a> ✎ <a href="http://messaging.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addfriend_verify&friendID=XXXXXXXX">add</a> ✎ <a href="http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=block.blockUser&userID=XXXXXXXX">block</a>

<br><br><br>
Children on the streets using guns and knives 
Taking drugs and each other’s lives 
Killing each other using knives and forks 
And calling each other names like dork

There’s people on the street getting diseases from monkeys 
Yeah that’s what I said, their getting diseases from monkeys 
Whys this happening, please, whose been touching these monkeys 
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone 
There sick, they’ve got problems enough as it is

A man is lying on the street, some punk has chopped off his head 
And I’m the only one who stops to see if he’s dead, aaoohhh 
Turns out he’s dead

That’s why I’m singing, Aaaaoooh what is wrong with the world today? 
What’s wrong with the world today, *mumbles* never said nothings wrong with it 
Uooo, what is wrong with the world today? 
Think about it, think about it, think, think about it

Good cops get framed and put into a can 
And all the money that we’re making is going to the maaan

What man, whose the man, when’s a man a man, why’s it so hard to be a man 
Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes…

Oohh, come on, sont zootka they’re turning kids into slaves 
They’re turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers 
But what’s the real cost, ‘cause the sneakers don’t seem that much cheaper 
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them 
What are your overheads?

Well, at the end of your life, you are lucky if you die 
Sometimes I wonder why I would even try 
Why try 
I saw a man lying on the street half dead 
He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg 
He said, Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhwww 
Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please 
Ooh, could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees 
Yeah yeeeahhh 
This is where we break it down 
This is where we break it down 
We’ll break it down 
What are they doing, their breaking it down 
What do they do, and now their keeping it funky 
Just having a funky jam and then we’re going to drop the beat 
And then we’ll bring it back *wails* Up 
Wah wah wah waaah!

*Both go to town with the wailing*

Then we’ll take it low 
Fading out, fading out 
We’re talking about the issues, but we’re keeping it funky 
We’re fading out, we’re just fading out 
Why they getting quiet, they’re just fading out 
*monkey noises* 
Stop touching that monkey</div>

<div class="interests">Hey there, Bret, I see you lookin’ down 
Don’t wanna see my little buddy there with a frown 
Just because I get more women then you, well, 
That’s only because they don’t know you like I do

Sure, you’re wheat-y and kinda shy 
But some girl-y out there must be need-y for a wheat-y shy guy 
They want you as the needle when their rollin’ in the hay 
Just hear me out when I say 
Bret you’ve got it goin’ ahha-on

The ladies get to know your sexuality 
When they get to know your personality 
I said Bret you’ve got it goin’ ahha-on

Not in a gay way, just in a ‘hey mate’, I wanted to say that you’re looking okay mate 
Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? 
Help me out now 
Bret you’ve got it going ahha-on

Bret: I got it goin’ on!

Well that’s the conclusion that I’ve come to 
But that doesn’t mean that I want to bum you 
Bret you’ve got it goin’ ahha-on

No doubt ‘bout it, we’d be gettin’ crazy, if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady 
Oh! If one of us was a lady, yeah and I was your man, I was your man, 
Well sometimes it gets lonely when we’re touring and I ne-hee-heed a woman. 
Oah, I ne-heed a woman, little friend, Oooh you look good when I put a wig on you, 
when you’re sleepin’ and I put a wig on you, 
That’s right I lie down and put a wig on you. 
I put a wig on you and pretend you’re my ex-girlfriend. 
Or sometimes Winona Ryder. 
Oooh Oooh, Oooh Hooh Hooh.

Bret: Oh, that’s enough, man! 
That’s enough. That was a weird song.</div>

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Layout Comments

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Forget my last comment. Is there anyway you can fix the comment box on my profile? It doesn't take up the full space provided and you can't see the buttons. And how can I make background center... or just remove the repetitive picture to the right?

By sq98404 on Feb 20, 2009 3:10 am

I applied the layout but after I'd finished all the information, it repeats sideways, and my comment box only fills half the area provided.

By sq98404 on Feb 20, 2009 2:57 am

OMG FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS TOTALLY ROCKS!!!

i had no idea that so many pepople new about it... i just live in a PO Dunk lil town i guess~!

By mook-a-dillie on Oct 11, 2008 8:32 pm

maybe I'm doing something wrong but for some reason none of my links work. The comments are fine. Maybe I'm just missing something really simple. This is my first time doing this.

By theemilyforce on Jun 9, 2008 4:15 am

heyy, sorry it does that for you... thats really weird. Cause it doesn't do that in Firefox or Safari... :\

By vintageheart on Jun 6, 2008 2:21 am

finally! I've been trying to make one and find a good FOTC layout for a while now! Great job!

By cherrylipped on Jun 5, 2008 8:08 pm

so, I tried to use it, but the WHOLE page scrolls and makes it look really awkward...can you fix that?

By realityinvazion on Jun 5, 2008 3:53 pm

those guys are awesome.

By k-m on Jun 3, 2008 10:07 pm

I love this! they're the funniest band ever.

By Roo634 on Jun 3, 2008 4:55 pm

I've heard this show is pretty funny. I think we own it. Maybe I should check it out, haha.

Great layout :)

By PuppyLove72 on Jun 3, 2008 2:34 pm

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Designer	vintageheart
Submitted on	Jun 2, 2008
Page views	6,810
Favorites	30
Comments	16
Reviewer	kreios
Approved on	Jun 2, 2008

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