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Top 20 ways to say, "Your Fly Is Open"
ClaudelGFX
post Aug 30 2005, 05:22 AM
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It ever happen to you ? cry.gif whistling.gif (too bad if you're shy cool.gif )
i thought its funny biggrin.gif

Top 20 ways to say
"Your Fly Is Open"

20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY
TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
 
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post Aug 30 2005, 08:10 AM
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Hahaha, nah that never happened to me since I'm a girl but that's really funny happy.gif I like number 12 the best. Most of them I didn't get but nevertheless funny =]
 
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post Aug 30 2005, 10:59 AM
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haha my friend send one of these to me before -_-
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Aug 30 2005, 11:05 AM
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LOL I am a girl so it never happened to me but I used the number 1 line on someone before.
 
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post Aug 30 2005, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

haha that's great..
 
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post Aug 30 2005, 11:30 AM
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ooh! ooh! ooh!

i know a good one!

'your fly is open, and im not going to makea prick of myself with a 'funny' catch-phrase'
 
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post Aug 30 2005, 11:36 AM
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^loL! Yeah I was gonna say that too in different words of course...speedy bastard laugh.gif
 

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