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 Aug 26 2005, 02:55 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely load and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke up. Every time he did so, the woman was disgusted and told him, "One of these days, you're going to fart your guts out!"
One morning the woman got up early to cook a turkey for a party they were hosting that night. As she looked down at the turkey's guts and entrails that she had just removed, she got a Mischievous little idea... The woman then took the turkey entrails and guts and walked upstairs to her bedroom, where her husband was still sleeping. She carefully pulled down his shorts and placed the turkey guts inside them. She smiled and went back downstairs to finish her work. A few minutes later, she heard her husband wake up with his usual "Sonic-Boom" fart, immediately followed by a blood-curdling scream. She laughed as she heard him run into the bathroom. A short while later, he came down to the kitchen still panting from the scare. She tried to hold back a smile as she asked him what was the matter. This was his reply: "Honey, you were right! You said one of these days i was gonna fart my guts out. And it happened! But, by the grace of God and a can of WD-40, i got most of it back in!" |
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Aug 26 2005, 02:00 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
o.o loll i got itt buh its eww o.o
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Aug 26 2005, 04:26 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
LMAO thats so funny lol
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Aug 26 2005, 04:28 PM
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 M.a. x. Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,641 |
lmao...ewww..lmao...ooo my lord thats effin funny..lol
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Aug 26 2005, 04:37 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
LMAO. DISGUSTING
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Aug 26 2005, 08:53 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
LMAO
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Aug 26 2005, 11:31 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Wow, that's just nasty.
Nasty but also sort of funny. xD Mischevious woman! |
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Aug 27 2005, 03:23 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol!
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Aug 27 2005, 03:25 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
haha.. gross.. but haha
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Aug 28 2005, 02:25 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
LMAO thats hilarious
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Aug 28 2005, 03:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 147 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,916 |
Lmao!!! Omg...That was SOOOO wrong!
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Aug 28 2005, 03:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
Lol thats funny,nice trick too.
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Aug 28 2005, 11:13 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Aug 30 2005, 04:13 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
That man is stupid
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Aug 30 2005, 07:44 AM
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 WarPath Leader. Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,721 |
Waaaahhh!?! Gettin`it back !?
 doh! lmao funny thingy.
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Aug 30 2005, 04:33 PM
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 Banned Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,540 |
roflcopter!!!!!! hmm a can od wd 40... it that safe?
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Aug 30 2005, 10:53 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
eww, that sounds gross.
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Aug 31 2005, 10:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,711 |
ahhhh how disgusting.
  
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