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Embarrassing situation, what would u do?
gotahemmi55
post Aug 5 2005, 01:55 AM
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A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly
and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing
situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
 

Posts in this topic
gotahemmi55   Embarrassing situation   Aug 5 2005, 01:55 AM
lbjshaq2345   haha thats good but for $200 she couldn't...   Aug 5 2005, 02:33 AM
yellowgurl   i dont really get it.. but i guess its kinda funny   Aug 5 2005, 02:42 AM
Shana_Kru   Klassik 1..that was good   Aug 5 2005, 02:54 AM
Olive   Psychologist: " YES PENIS EXTENSIONS ARE RATH...   Aug 5 2005, 02:58 AM
PrettyBrownEyez3   QUOTE(Olive @ Aug 5 2005, 2:58 AM)Psychologis...   Sep 2 2005, 06:18 PM
mizz_americaz   ^ haha nice extension to the joke lol funny   Aug 5 2005, 04:09 PM
elmogurly   LOL. smart guy!   Aug 6 2005, 05:55 AM
CarbiNe   lolz nice one   Aug 8 2005, 10:57 PM
hall0w   lol smart guy   Aug 8 2005, 11:38 PM
kaboomx   good one   Aug 9 2005, 12:26 AM
XtasyHigh   I deem it tell-worthy. where'd yuu get that fr...   Aug 10 2005, 06:56 PM
charanjust4yu   har har   Aug 11 2005, 01:12 AM
Purplefender86   LOL! I like that one he realy got her back goo...   Aug 11 2005, 01:13 PM
Purplefender86   LOL! I like that one he realy got her back goo...   Aug 11 2005, 01:13 PM
Purplefender86   LOL! I like that one he realy got her back goo...   Aug 11 2005, 01:14 PM
alli   that was great.   Sep 2 2005, 02:54 PM
starlette   I like. Very clever guy.   Sep 2 2005, 02:59 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   haha .. that guy knows how to play along with her....   Sep 4 2005, 10:36 PM
XDrayne   ahahs i get it the man was trying to embarass her ...   Sep 5 2005, 02:49 PM


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