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 Aug 26 2005, 03:13 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds to hop on Route 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could go. Well, he gets to about 90 miles per hour and,WHAM! There are the blue lights of our friendly State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Well, the trooper, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need to call in." The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do." The chief replies "Who is it, not Ted again ?" The trooper says, "No, even more important." The chief replies, "It's the Governor, isn't it ?" The trooper replies "No, even more important." "It isn't the President is it?" "No, more important," replies the trooper. "Well, WHO the HECK is it!", screams the chief. "I don't know" says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!" |
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Aug 26 2005, 04:45 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Haha. :D Cute in a way.
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Aug 27 2005, 10:42 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
ahaha. That's a cute joke
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Aug 28 2005, 02:23 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
aww how funny i like it
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Aug 28 2005, 03:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 147 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,916 |
That got a small chuckle from me...but kinda lame.
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Aug 30 2005, 04:14 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Haha. That's one important chauffeur
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Aug 30 2005, 05:58 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats cute & funny!!
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Aug 30 2005, 06:02 PM
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 I LiKe CoOkIEs O_o Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,840 |
LOL
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Aug 30 2005, 10:49 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
that cute. =)
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