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 Aug 16 2005, 11:32 PM
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A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer
nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear. Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out. "All right" she said, "lets get you to the hospital." As they walked outside their daughter and her boyfriend walked up she asked, "where are you and dad going?" The mother said, "we're off to the hospital, your father has a beer nut caught in his ear." The boyfriend then asked, "before you go can I try to dislodge it?" The boyfriend then stuck two fingers up the fathers nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped the beer nut. The mother then asked the father, "our daughters boyfriend is so intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows up?" The father replied, "by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law. " |
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gotahemmi55 Beer Nuts Aug 16 2005, 11:32 PM
sandy_lumpy_shore lol diiiirty Aug 17 2005, 12:26 AM gotahemmi55 bump Aug 17 2005, 08:21 AM Midnight Faerie Oh god, I just got it. Man, I'm slow. But that... Aug 17 2005, 04:54 PM xchrystizzle hahaha the daughter isnt very innocent :P Aug 18 2005, 02:20 PM hall0w LOL Aug 18 2005, 04:38 PM
islandkiss tsk tsk :X Aug 20 2005, 07:52 PM  |
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