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Little Fireman, this is just mean
gotahemmi55
post Aug 16 2005, 11:40 PM
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A fireman looked out of the firehouse window and noticed a little
boy playing on the sidewalk.
He had small ladders hung on the side of his
little red wagon, and a garden hose coiled up in it. He was wearing a
fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog
could pull the wagon.

The fireman thought this was really cute, so he went out and told the
little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he
noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles.

The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to tell you how to
run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie
that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster."

Maybe so," said the little boy, "but then I'd lose my siren!"
 

Posts in this topic
gotahemmi55   Little Fireman   Aug 16 2005, 11:40 PM
gotahemmi55   bump!   Aug 17 2005, 08:20 AM
Midnight Faerie   LMAO. What a mean, mean little boy. Poor dog.   Aug 17 2005, 04:56 PM
elmogurly   uh, i dont get it..wait, i think i do..   Aug 17 2005, 10:17 PM
hall0w   lol! i think i get it... is the balls the sire...   Aug 18 2005, 04:32 PM
gotahemmi55   ok, in layman's terms, if you had a rope tied ...   Aug 18 2005, 07:23 PM
bab3egurl8o5   ^OH...ok I get it, now   Aug 18 2005, 10:21 PM
kpx_danny   LOL DATS SICK   Aug 24 2005, 10:23 PM
kpx_danny   is it ok if i steal this joke?   Aug 24 2005, 10:26 PM


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