Oh Dearest Evan |
Oh Dearest Evan |
| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 22 2006, 04:39 PM
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It's been well over a year since I have written a sonnet here on createblog. Here are my other sonnets:
Oh Dearest Ariel Oh Dearest Jose The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter. Oh Dearest Evan This sonnet goes out to this guy, Evan; I met him on cB the other day. When I look at his pic, I'm in heaven, He looks like Nick Cannon, only not gay. Evan is one of the biggest spammers, He always posts up bullshit on cB. When I read his shit, I grab my hammers, And hit my head, until it makes me pee. Evan and I have become good buddies, Although he thinks that he can pimp-slap me. I told him that I would get my hubby's ass to go and beat him up for me. So Evan, this sonnet has been for you, But it must end 'cause I have to go poo. [bows] |
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AngelicEyz00 Oh Dearest Evan Jun 22 2006, 04:39 PM
buckfuddy This sucks.
Vbecause you love poo Jun 22 2006, 04:40 PM
anqie i love the last part when you go poo Jun 22 2006, 04:40 PM
Programmer *snaps fingers* kudos kudos... Jun 22 2006, 04:41 PM
AngelicEyz00 Thank you thank you
[bows]
Where the hell is Ev... Jun 22 2006, 04:51 PM
L!ckitySplit here!
absolutely beautiful lol. Jun 22 2006, 04:57 PM
AngelicEyz00 Me, or the sonnet? Jun 22 2006, 04:57 PM
L!ckitySplit QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:57 PM... Jun 22 2006, 05:02 PM
Tribal J_Rome lol nice
and both! Jun 22 2006, 04:59 PM
tainted_angel *tear* That was so..sweet. Jun 22 2006, 05:02 PM
tainted_angel ^That fried chicken in your signature is hotter th... Jun 22 2006, 05:04 PM
L!ckitySplit ooh i just got burned Jun 22 2006, 05:05 PM
AngelicEyz00 Yeah the fried chicken is hotter.
Thanks guys.
I... Jun 22 2006, 05:05 PM
L!ckitySplit i wanna know who helped you, so i can pimp slap em... Jun 22 2006, 05:10 PM
AngelicEyz00 Rico, Suzette, Christine... hmm... lots of people ... Jun 22 2006, 05:24 PM
L!ckitySplit ill have to thank them for comming up with such...... Jun 22 2006, 07:28 PM
AngelicEyz00 They only came up with heaven and hubbys Jun 22 2006, 07:34 PM
Zamunda QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:39 PM... Jun 22 2006, 07:47 PM
AngelicEyz00 It looks better on me Jun 22 2006, 09:53 PM
helllla jankyyyy Ahaha I like the hammer & pee part.
I remembe... Jun 22 2006, 10:45 PM
yummy_delight 2nd stanza is great. The hammers=awesome.
Wayyy ... Jun 23 2006, 05:54 PM
n00b um that was amusing, much Jun 27 2006, 03:28 AM
Loudsur 13 QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 22 2006, 4:39 PM... Jun 30 2006, 07:55 PM
doork RE: Oh Dearest Evan Sep 2 2006, 05:34 PM
beach. haha! good job? Sep 14 2006, 08:55 AM
Juris Khan ha ha! amazing Jan 6 2007, 10:26 PM
hixfive haha this is hilarious Jan 20 2007, 11:06 PM![]() ![]() |