a suicide forum..?!, wtf. Options

[Heathasm]

my research first started as i was talking to my brother about the song "last resort" by papa roach.

creepy heather (4:15:04 AM): i used to think "last resort" by papa roach was a cool ass song but now that i listen to the lyrics it makes me laugh
(4:17:39 AM): what's funny about it
(4:17:44 AM): it's about suicide
(4:17:55 AM): what the f**k is wrong with you
creepy heather (4:17:55 AM): its bs
(4:17:57 AM): that's not funny
(4:18:00 AM): just kidding
(4:18:00 AM): lol
(4:18:11 AM): yeah it's stupid
creepy heather (4:18:15 AM): lol i hate when people are like
(4:18:18 AM): so is this craig david album
creepy heather (4:18:24 AM): "OMFG YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT SUICIDE"
(4:18:56 AM): i went to a suicide forum once where kids that will never do it post about how they want to do it and need someone to stop them
(4:19:01 AM): and posted "do it" 5 times

at first i was like there are suicide forums?!?!

Then i put "suicide forum" into google and here are some things i found

How to kill your self, no fail chance. Hello people, i'm a 16 year old dude living in europe. and currectly just can not take it anymore, i've been wanting to die since i was 12 years old, actually more 10 years old maby?
so far i have not done it because i didnet wanna upset familiy and nearby people, but now i've reached a point where i just, just do not care.
there i no joy at all left in my life, if im happy at one time i know its only to knock me down harder later, any good thing is just to make the next bad thing worse. i can not take it, life is a joke. its punishment.
im looking for a way to kill my self, but it can not fail. i am also very scared of the thought of becomming a vegestable.
i've been thinking about blowing my self up or something, tie something heavy to my legs and jump a river. then again maby something more natural and quiet? is there any easy, or possible obtainable acid, drugs or anything which will gaurantee a 100% death. i do not care how much pain it will be, if just it wont take to long.

and guys, i am NOT looking for someone telling me not to kill my self. if you dont think anyone should do suicide then consider your self happy you got a good life, not all are like that.

will be very happy for any suggestions.

Why are you so scared of suicide? Are you scared of the truth? For me suicide is very fun, it is just the pain that worries me, I still haven't found a good easy way to kill myself. I want to kill myself so it gets funny to others who are watching, you have any ideas?

Im looking for a suicidal friend!!! MSN Best if in Europe!! Im looking for a cool friend, (teenager)i dont have any friends who care about me ........@#%$..... reply ur hotmail or check out my profile.. im soo @#%$ lonely

then there are tons of posts saying "im doing it tonight...farewell *blah blah blah long speech*" and people are like "good luck!" "enjoy the afterlife"

why? well, im 17, suffer from a conditioon similar to schizophrenia, the voices in ym head are too muhc, they tell me to hurt the ones i love,adn i have, they hurt m,e too, some @#%$ fingered me when i was four, my dad tolsd me i was a freak, mmy frineds think im @#%$ up, my brother has been taken away from me, i ahte my dads side of the family they want me to be someon different, (ended up in hopital twice in the space of 28 hours), my hearts @#%$ up, its beating too fast, i can never breath properly, im paranoid, depressed, my shrink dostn eve3n know what to do with me, adn my parents @#%$ off on me
i have no one and nothing, as the ppl i care about all live far away from me

i wanna end it, cos i cant cope woith living lfie anymore, and this has been goign on for 4 years, i want sth thats very very fast and easy to do, please help me...
cos dear god, i dont wanna kill anyone, and this is spiralling out of control
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LOL i'm sorry but i find this funny that they are completely serious. I also got all of these posts from one forum. Alot of these topics were made months ago yet the people who made them are still posting there

its also very strange to see no help topics..they just discuss suicide and how they are going to do it ways to do it etc. what the hell...how could a forum stay active with these kids dying so much lmao

ok im done. what do you think of these suicide forums?