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 Aug 28 2005, 03:20 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says, " Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."
The doctor looks at her, seeing nothing wrong, and says, "Well, tell me your symptoms." The brunette thinks for a second and says "Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!" The doctor rolls his eyes and says, "Have you recently dyed your hair?" the girl says, "Why yes!?" Then the doctor asks, "Did you used to be a blonde?" She glares at him in astonishment and says, "Yes again, but how did you know" "Your finger's broken." |
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Aug 28 2005, 02:22 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
eh i ve heard it many many times before but i guess its still a good laugh
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Aug 28 2005, 03:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 147 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,916 |
I've heard that joke before, but never told like that...
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Aug 30 2005, 04:11 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
I don't get it.
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Aug 30 2005, 07:14 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Hahaha!! XD That was hilarious.
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Sep 2 2005, 06:44 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol
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Sep 4 2005, 07:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
i dont get it.
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Sep 5 2005, 02:50 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
ahahs lols
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