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 Aug 25 2005, 10:50 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
One Sunday morning, a fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long-johns, grabs the dog, goes to the garage, hooks up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes for his regular Sunday fishing trip. Coming out of his garage, the rain is pouring down; it's like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph, really bad conditions for fishing.
Minutes later, he returns to the house, goes inside and turns the TV to the Weather Channel and finds it's going to be bad weather all day long. So, he puts his boat back in the garage, goes back to the bedroom, quietly undresses, slips back into bed and cuddles up to his wife's back. Now with a different anticipation, he whispers, "The weather out there's terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Yeah; can you believe my stupid husband went out fishing?" |
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Aug 25 2005, 12:57 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
=o she's cheating on him! haha
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Aug 25 2005, 09:11 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
wow, i bump past those racist and stupid jokes
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Aug 25 2005, 10:47 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
Why do you keep bumping them? People will reply even if it isn't at the top of the list.
Good joke. |
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Aug 26 2005, 12:34 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
i was just making sure people saw this one because I liked it a lot. I put it on here earlier today, and about an hour later, it wasn't even on the front page because someone put a reply on about 20 of that idiot jason's jokes (probably one of jason't new names).
that's the only reason I would ever bump them back to the top |
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Aug 26 2005, 02:04 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
oo that was pretty werid and funny
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Aug 26 2005, 04:24 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
lol very very funny. haha
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Aug 27 2005, 10:45 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
haha :O.
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Aug 30 2005, 04:17 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
I wonder what the husband's reaction will be
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Aug 30 2005, 05:56 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
haha thats great!
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Sep 2 2005, 06:32 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol
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