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making cake, warning: it's kinda nasty
timeflies51
post Aug 13 2005, 12:10 PM
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One day a little boy and his mother were walking through a zoo. They came upon a zebra exhibit where two zebras were having sex.

The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, what are they doing?"

His mother replied, "They're making cake."

After the zoo they went to the park. As they were walking they passed a couple having sex on a bench.

Once again the little boy asked, "Mommy, what are they doing?"

His mother responded, "They're making cake."

They went home.

The next morning the little boy walked into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mommy, were you and Daddy making cake last night?"

She said, "Yes, why?"

The little boy replied, "I licked the icing off the couch."
 

Posts in this topic
Evil_One1   making cake   Aug 13 2005, 12:10 PM
r05esarred   hahaha.ew   Aug 13 2005, 01:05 PM
elmogurly   eww, gross...   Aug 13 2005, 01:14 PM
anqie   ewwww. lmao.   Aug 13 2005, 01:45 PM
danielle_x3   even though it's old, i still laugh n say ...   Aug 13 2005, 02:05 PM
lilcy00tiepie   Eww..   Aug 13 2005, 05:38 PM
yellowgurl   eww.. thats just sick. its funny.. but sick, it se...   Aug 13 2005, 05:40 PM
hall0w   LOL   Aug 14 2005, 11:26 AM
i heart john   Ack. That was gross.   Aug 14 2005, 11:31 AM
o0olaalaa   eww. i heard that one b4   Aug 14 2005, 11:52 AM
XDrayne   EwsS buh its like haha o.o dunno ;p   Aug 15 2005, 05:15 PM
ApocalypseAelis   Eurgh...e_e   Aug 16 2005, 01:56 AM


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