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| *iNyCxShoRT* |
 Oct 13 2005, 01:52 PM
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head." |
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iNyCxShoRT REVENGE! Oct 13 2005, 01:52 PM
Fabio. OH MY GOSH!! That rocks!! Oct 13 2005, 02:18 PM niez_cho LOL revenge on the pigeons. Oct 15 2005, 03:36 AM skp86 lol.....poor pigeons Nov 18 2005, 08:39 PM [[AnGeLiC]] Lol... I wasn't expecting that... Nov 19 2005, 11:34 PM andromeda_90 I actually thought they were f**king each other...... Nov 19 2005, 11:40 PM Retrogressive Stupid pigeons. Nov 19 2005, 11:49 PM
andromeda_90 QUOTE(Retrogressive @ Nov 19 2005, 11:49 PM)S... Nov 20 2005, 12:02 AM add1cted2f1re too bad i FRIKEN HEARD THAT ONE B4! Nov 20 2005, 04:26 AM lilxroxy QUOTE(add1cted2f1re @ Nov 20 2005, 4:26 AM)to... Nov 29 2005, 09:45 AM Tribal J_Rome lol THEY GET 30 MINUTES OF FREEDOM AND THAT'S ... Nov 20 2005, 04:34 AM  |
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