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 Apr 19 2005, 05:26 PM
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 `non;chalance  Group: Member Posts: 700 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,113  |
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butter l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. So next time someone asks you for your name, don't forget what your new name is now (; and just a random fact that i learned today: children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day! so make a poor adult laugh with your new name or at least tell them what our president's new name is! LOL. (: hehe, i went from Brenda Nguyen to Crusty Lizardbrains 
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Apr 19 2005, 05:28 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
Chim-Chim Bubblepants
Wow. |
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Apr 19 2005, 05:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
Geoff Miller to Goober Cootiebrain
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Apr 19 2005, 05:29 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
no fair-- crusty rhinobisquits !!!!!
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Apr 19 2005, 05:43 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
zippy wafflechunks
yuh-hum. |
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Apr 19 2005, 05:43 PM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
Sweet, my new name would be
Flunky Girdlechunks |
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Apr 19 2005, 05:51 PM
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 yeah. i'm kevin. Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 |
Squeezit Cootiesprinkles
cool name |
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Apr 19 2005, 08:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 145 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,204 |
crusty bananabuns ..lol
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Apr 19 2005, 08:02 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
i remember this... i just pulled it out of my junk drawer the other day.
Chau Nguyen - Poopsie Lizardbrains, don't you like it? Ha, if all we Vietnamese people didn't have the same last name. |
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Apr 19 2005, 08:15 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
heh thats from those captain underpants books, huh?? mine is : buttercup girlde-tush . nice..lol
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Apr 19 2005, 08:17 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
My last name only has 3 letters..hahah.
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Apr 19 2005, 08:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,071 |
lol i remember reading this in captain underpants :P i was at a party and i was really bored. there were no other books :D
<3 sweta |
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Apr 19 2005, 08:36 PM
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 poison is pretty. Group: Member Posts: 95 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,648 |
hehe..thats funny
poopsie girdlebrain nice. |
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Apr 19 2005, 08:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
Buttercup Bubble Tush.
That's so cute! I'm going to name my kid that!
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Apr 19 2005, 08:50 PM
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 boogie down yo` Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,271 |
QUOTE(allthatglitterss @ Apr 19 2005, 6:17 PM) My last name only has 3 letters..hahah.  same here... gadget bubblesprinkles (used the last letter in my last name) |
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Apr 19 2005, 08:54 PM
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Dinky CootieShorts...
My oh my..... I would have the most unique name in school. 
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Apr 19 2005, 11:41 PM
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 shut up mofo's Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,094 |
mine is chim-chim appleface.
very interesting |
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Apr 20 2005, 03:49 AM
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Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
Chrissy's lazy butt is too tired to post hers up so im doing it for her
Loopy Gizzard-Face |
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Apr 20 2005, 04:17 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I'm Zippy Girdlesniffer. Thats hawt.
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Apr 20 2005, 08:17 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
Buttercup Wafflenose
My name is Buttercup Wafflenose? 
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Apr 20 2005, 08:34 AM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
Loopy Sniffer...weird.......
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Apr 20 2005, 09:42 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
i dont have a 4th letter to my last name.
So i'm just Boobie Barf |
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Apr 20 2005, 09:56 AM
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QUOTE(XKali_chik_4_lifeX @ Apr 19 2005, 3:39 PM) Buttercup Bubble Tush. That's so cute! I'm going to name my kid that! aww.. i like your name...it's cute. mines crusty chicken lips. |
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Apr 20 2005, 10:14 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,101 |
Joshua Reynolds to Snotty Girdlechunks
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Apr 20 2005, 10:28 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
But my last name doesn't have 4 letters.
well so far mine is Zippy Bubble ______
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