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 Aug 16 2005, 10:20 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gate, he meets
Satan. Satan tells Clinton that Hell is full, but that Clinton will be given the choice of who he will REPLACE forever in Hell. Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens. Behind the door is Newt Gingrich. He's being worked over with a blow torch. Upon seeing Newt in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says "That looks painful. I don't think this is for me." The second door opens. Behind door #2 is Ted Kennedy. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. Grimacing at the bloody scene, Clinton again says "I don't think this is for me." The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He is naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. "I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically. "Very well," says Satan. "Monica, you may go." |
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Aug 16 2005, 11:14 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL LMAO
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Aug 16 2005, 01:15 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahahaha it took me a few seconds to get that
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Aug 16 2005, 04:10 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
I kinda saw that coming though.
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Aug 16 2005, 05:25 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
hahah. that made me laugh out loud =D
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Aug 16 2005, 05:43 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
o.o lol.. i think i get it lol
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Aug 16 2005, 05:45 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
LMFAO. HAHAHA. That's hilarious. XD
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