help me pls. |
help me pls. |
Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
Post
#1
|
|
![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
How to play:
You say a problem. Doesn't have to be true, it can be if you want, whatever. Just name a problem. Make it short & simple, pls. Umm, yeah. Looks like this, folks. Bob: Someone hit me.. with a baseball bat. Tom: Hit that person back with a baseball bat! I fell off a cliff. Shit. Yeah. go on. & I searched (lie). hhehehahaaaaaaaa. xDDDDDDD. ---- I got hit by a baseball bat. |
|
|
|
electric shock help me pls. Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
yummy_delight Get some ice!
I lost my shoe. Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine Use the baseball bat and shove it up the person... Jul 28 2005, 06:41 PM
basick donkey punch the person
the stussy dunk sold out ... Jul 28 2005, 07:16 PM
DoPeY_aLaN then cut your legs off
i lost my glasses Jul 28 2005, 10:01 PM
maia_dc Smack them.
I got pregnant by my brother. Jul 28 2005, 10:33 PM
bab3egurl8o5 tell your dad
I got my house stolen. Jul 29 2005, 12:56 AM
Aestuarium Steal it back
My computer will explode in 10 seco... Jul 29 2005, 04:28 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE Duck and cover.
Someone called me a bitch. Jul 29 2005, 04:30 PM
Aestuarium be nice
I'm lost Jul 29 2005, 04:37 PM
Ken get a map
I am a kleptomaniac dwarf Jul 29 2005, 05:24 PM
Shortiiex get some self-esteem
he peed in front of me Jul 29 2005, 08:11 PM
Aestuarium clean the toilet
I'm with stupid V Jul 30 2005, 01:30 AM
HoodieObsessed Knock out stupid so you don't have to deal wit... Jul 30 2005, 09:58 PM
Shortiiex kill everyone so noone will force you to get up
... Jul 31 2005, 03:26 PM
PiGo go cry in a corner
There's a commercial on ca... Jul 31 2005, 03:35 PM
osidepinay33 change the channel
i'm tired but i can't ... Jul 31 2005, 03:36 PM
PiGo hit yourself in the head untill you are...
My fin... Jul 31 2005, 03:38 PM
pinklove_stains kick her till she spits blood.
my eyes hurt. Jul 31 2005, 06:38 PM
L!ckitySplit sucks for you
i have erectile disfunction Jul 31 2005, 06:40 PM
hall0w go to the doctor and ask him/her bout it
im bor... Jul 31 2005, 06:41 PM
L!ckitySplit kill yourself lol
my balls...they um ..they taste... Jul 31 2005, 06:47 PM
PiGo ....stop tasting them?
I've never had the cha... Jul 31 2005, 06:52 PM
L!ckitySplit well u used it now, congrats that'll be 50 buc... Jul 31 2005, 06:54 PM
yummy_delight Read Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy... or that one b... Jul 31 2005, 06:57 PM
PiGo read a book?
My rabbit ate all my banana! Jul 31 2005, 06:59 PM
PiGo eat her.
I can't stop watching Disney Jul 31 2005, 07:13 PM
PiGo It's on the television right behind me...
eat ... Jul 31 2005, 07:16 PM
L!ckitySplit take them slowlly and put them in your eye!
m... Jul 31 2005, 07:19 PM
suddenly she ignore her.
i lost this guy's phone number wh... Jul 31 2005, 07:19 PM
L!ckitySplit wow that sucks, sorry lol
my butt itches but if i... Jul 31 2005, 07:21 PM
suddenly she well thanksss.
demand money!
let's try ag... Jul 31 2005, 07:23 PM
L!ckitySplit that sucks, then hes gonna think u just dissed him... Jul 31 2005, 07:26 PM
PiGo aaw I'm sorry, try googling his parents if you... Jul 31 2005, 07:26 PM
L!ckitySplit then loose weight and try harder!
my mommy sa... Jul 31 2005, 07:27 PM
suddenly she ^x2 (i'm so sloww) practice with your head as ... Jul 31 2005, 07:28 PM
L!ckitySplit your screwed lol
suddenly she keeps asking about ... Jul 31 2005, 07:32 PM
suddenly she i hope not.
it's hopeless! Jul 31 2005, 07:33 PM
suddenly she take painkillers!
i don't know how to thi... Jul 31 2005, 07:35 PM
L!ckitySplit stop doing dirty things with your mom! u know ... Jul 31 2005, 07:36 PM
PiGo yes....again and again and again.
I grew too much... Jul 31 2005, 07:37 PM
L!ckitySplit gain muscle
im too sexy what should i do? Jul 31 2005, 07:44 PM
PiGo tape her mouth shut?
I don't have a problem, ... Jul 31 2005, 07:46 PM
L!ckitySplit watch degrassi or sumthin
im too sexy what shoul... Jul 31 2005, 07:47 PM
PiGo Is that a problem?
I have summer school tomorrow ... Jul 31 2005, 07:51 PM
L!ckitySplit get better grades unlike me. lol
i have to go to ... Jul 31 2005, 07:52 PM
L!ckitySplit hit it
im hungry but my dads not here to grill ye... Jul 31 2005, 07:55 PM
PiGo cook your fingers and eat them...
I have a lab re... Jul 31 2005, 07:57 PM
L!ckitySplit throw a party
i need to get even better at anatom... Jul 31 2005, 07:59 PM
L!ckitySplit just stare at her
my girlfriend's gone Jul 31 2005, 08:09 PM
electric shock turn the smiley red.
I choked on my laughter Jul 31 2005, 08:57 PM
PiGo ...stop time?
I'm hungry, but there's not... Jul 31 2005, 09:28 PM
anqie drink milk.
my weenie is too small Jul 31 2005, 09:30 PM
PiGo go through some hormone therapy?
the chocolate do... Jul 31 2005, 09:37 PM
Maestro get over it acklyn
i miss my ipod Jul 31 2005, 09:51 PM
PiGo buy a new one?
but I want chocolate Jul 31 2005, 09:51 PM
basick kill yourself
my name is steven Jul 31 2005, 09:55 PM
electric shock drink water.
i accidently pooped on my neighbor... Jul 31 2005, 09:56 PM
PiGo go to jail for beastiality
I want a shirt, but th... Jul 31 2005, 09:58 PM
sharerol Apologize to the dog.
Get a fat man to wear it.
M... Jul 31 2005, 09:58 PM
dancerellie714 buy some....or steal some...
i think i have a sta... Jul 31 2005, 10:09 PM
PiGo lol, oops...
Change the station/CD
It's too h... Jul 31 2005, 10:15 PM
mocassinsx29 Stay inside.
I have an inside-mouth pimple-bliste... Jul 31 2005, 10:38 PM
PiGo you mean a kanker? Cut it out with a rusty knife ... Jul 31 2005, 10:41 PM
dancerellie714 get some!
there's only a month left of su... Jul 31 2005, 10:44 PM
PiGo skip school when it starts...
I get sucky service... Jul 31 2005, 10:44 PM
L!ckitySplit that sucks
i cant think of another character to ... Jul 31 2005, 10:45 PM
L!ckitySplit get prepared lol
im gonna have to miss the first ... Jul 31 2005, 11:00 PM
PiGo That's a problem?
My tongue is too short Jul 31 2005, 11:02 PM
dancerellie714 [mine starts september 6th ]
stretch it? lol
d... Jul 31 2005, 11:02 PM
L!ckitySplit lucky, sept 6th huh?
dance on your own time?
my ... Jul 31 2005, 11:04 PM
PiGo The chicken.
I have to study for a test Jul 31 2005, 11:05 PM
dancerellie714 dont?
i'm sick Jul 31 2005, 11:06 PM
L!ckitySplit puke you'll feel better
what cb member sho... Jul 31 2005, 11:06 PM
electric shock spiritedfreak
I got hacked. :O Jul 31 2005, 11:08 PM
dancerellie714 call 911? ha
i'm allergic to gummy bears Jul 31 2005, 11:09 PM
PiGo switch to Gummy Worms?
I wanna jump out a window Jul 31 2005, 11:12 PM
bab3egurl8o5 do it
I'm bored. Aug 1 2005, 12:16 AM
bRoKeNxALoNE Then go eat.
Someone wants to egg my house. Aug 1 2005, 12:18 AM
bab3egurl8o5 egg their house first
my shirt is too big Aug 1 2005, 12:26 AM
lost [child] Change to a smaller ne.
My ceiling is getting wat... Aug 1 2005, 01:31 AM
Paradox of Life Move out.
My mom is adopting a man-eating gorilla... Aug 1 2005, 02:58 AM
napoleon034 Move Out.
I have an upset stomach. Aug 1 2005, 03:00 AM
anqie you have constipation
milk comes out of my nose Aug 1 2005, 03:23 AM
niez_cho tilt your head backwards
I see UFOs in the sky. Aug 1 2005, 04:27 AM
DullStringedGuitar Go Get a Camera
I lost my Ipod Aug 1 2005, 10:55 AM
Kenado EDIT//
Darn you beat me
Go eat something
my fing... Aug 1 2005, 10:58 AM
Ken goto Baskin Robins 31 if u have one near you...
.... Aug 2 2005, 10:03 PM
i heart john Come over to my place!
I'm hungry. Aug 3 2005, 10:35 AM
xchrystizzle go raid the fridge
my camera doesnt work Aug 3 2005, 10:40 AM
anqie buy a new one
i put a hole in the wall with my to... Aug 3 2005, 10:46 AM
DullStringedGuitar get some ice
my camera ran out of film
<edit... Aug 3 2005, 10:58 AM
xchrystizzle go buy some more
theres a live snake in my stoma... Aug 3 2005, 11:16 AM
xchrystizzle tell them you were just kidding
my hair is frizz... Aug 3 2005, 11:53 AM
Ken O! get that new pantene pro V hair unfrizzment... Aug 3 2005, 11:55 AM
Hiphop d[-_-]b er .. how is that a problem ?
i cut my own hair a... Aug 3 2005, 11:55 AM![]() ![]() |