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 Aug 7 2005, 05:24 PM
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yerp!  Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454  |
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. |
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i heart john Funny Definitions Aug 7 2005, 05:24 PM
Endless_Symphony these are cute. specially the one about the beauty... Aug 7 2005, 05:32 PM iNyCxShoRT Aww thats cute, I don't get the "adult... Aug 7 2005, 06:51 PM icy_wonderland ^same, i dont get it..
but i like teh beauty parl... Aug 8 2005, 04:34 AM mai_z lol those are cute.
The one about the adult means... Aug 8 2005, 02:48 PM CarbiNe beauty parlor is my favorite Aug 8 2005, 10:33 PM elmogurly lol, these are so cute! awesome =) Aug 11 2005, 03:55 AM
Purplefender86 I think those ar cute. Lol I like the one about ad... Aug 11 2005, 12:45 PM  |
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