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 Aug 8 2005, 10:24 PM
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in
the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea....let's pretend we're married." "Why not," giggles the woman. "Good", he replies. "Get your own damn blanket." |
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gotahemmi55 Pretend We're Married Aug 8 2005, 10:24 PM
CarbiNe lolz nice Aug 8 2005, 10:26 PM EXPLO5ION Thats something my parents might say. Of course, i... Aug 8 2005, 10:34 PM whooooshy HAHAHA that is hilarious. nice one ;P Aug 9 2005, 02:48 AM its_annah ahahhaa. My parents are like that sometimes. Aug 9 2005, 02:54 AM DullStringedGuitar hahaha!
its a nicer way to say no at least Aug 9 2005, 03:44 PM Spiritual Winged Aura hahahaha. That's smart. Aug 9 2005, 11:01 PM Skyline Drive Hehe.. clever. Aug 10 2005, 12:53 AM icy_wonderland hehe. thats really smart Aug 10 2005, 01:37 AM toodlepops. Haha. I bet the woman was expecting something else... Aug 10 2005, 01:52 AM mizz_americaz lol wow, what a surprising ending Aug 10 2005, 05:12 PM XtasyHigh I don't get it. Aug 10 2005, 06:52 PM charanjust4yu oh my thats harsh Aug 11 2005, 01:17 AM elmogurly lol, nice husband! Aug 11 2005, 03:45 AM yellowgurl haha i wouldnt want him as my husband Aug 11 2005, 03:48 AM Purplefender86 That's funny but I didn't like it as much... Aug 11 2005, 01:20 PM
hall0w lol its ok but not as funny as those other ones Aug 14 2005, 04:37 PM  |
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