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“Wow, James, I’m so jealous of your life.” “Oh, you’re too kind.”

“How do you do it, James?” “Oh, hush.”

“That James guy really does have it all, doesn’t he?”

“James, your kids look great.” “Well, thanks.”

“James has such a wonderful job. I wish I was James.”

“James makes so much money, have you seen his car?”

“Nice car, James.” “It gets me from A to B.”

“You have a beautiful home, James.” “It’s not much.”

“James took his wife and kids to Aspen, that lucky dog.”

“Why are you so awesome, James?” “Oh, please.”

“I wish I had it as good as James.”

“James is my hero.”

“You’re the best dad in the world.” “You’re the best son in the world.”

“You’re the best dad in the world.” “You’re the best daughter in the world.”

“You’re the best husband in the world.” “You’re the best wife in the world.”

“Thank you for your kind philanthropy, James.” “You’re quite welcome.”

“Loving husband, great father, hard worker, kind giver, and Good Samaritan.”

“He’s at every PTA meeting, every baseball game, and every school function.”

“Take a bow, James. You deserve it.”

“I envy you, James.”

“I can’t believe James killed himself. It’s so sad.”