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 Jul 29 2005, 10:56 AM
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sorry if this was already posted. i searched but didnt find anything.
A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.” “Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?” “That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. “My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend. “Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.” The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?” “I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now. “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?” “And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.” “Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?” “Because you got an F in sex.” 
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xchrystizzle questions for mom Jul 29 2005, 10:56 AM
its_annah ahahah. That was a good one. Jul 29 2005, 11:27 AM mizz_americaz haha oh man thats classic
well not exactly classic... Jul 29 2005, 04:00 PM GetMiNE_GetY0URS lol. i like it Jul 29 2005, 04:12 PM Spiritual Winged Aura HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. AN F IN SEX ! LAMO. Jul 29 2005, 04:17 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Hahaha. That's cute. Really, it is. Jul 29 2005, 04:18 PM hall0w lol! rofl ahahahahhahahha Jul 29 2005, 10:47 PM DullStringedGuitar RE: questions for mom Jul 30 2005, 10:05 AM RED_RUM lmao i like it. Aug 2 2005, 10:36 PM iced__cappucino lmaoo!!! thats cute Aug 2 2005, 11:58 PM gotahemmi55 lol, yeah, that's a good one Aug 3 2005, 01:13 AM
elmogurly oh my gosh! i didnt see that one coming. Aug 4 2005, 03:41 AM  |
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