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you've got mail !
jnukes
post Aug 4 2005, 05:20 PM
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Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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>The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
>anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
>set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
>sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
>hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
>one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
>button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've
>Got Male!
 

Posts in this topic
jnukes   you've got mail !   Aug 4 2005, 05:20 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE   LMAO. That was weird.   Aug 4 2005, 05:22 PM
Daniel Rodriguez   wOrD thats confusing a little   Aug 4 2005, 05:25 PM
Angel_Cece   haha cool.   Aug 4 2005, 05:25 PM
pyrochick19770   LOL. That's funny. Like the kid would understa...   Aug 4 2005, 05:28 PM
elmogurly   lol. that was sort of strange, yet amusing!   Aug 4 2005, 07:49 PM
SkaironFrenzy   haha ... whatsup with these sexual jokes?   Aug 4 2005, 09:40 PM
mizz_americaz   i like that explanation better than the real one   Aug 5 2005, 04:02 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   hahaha. That would be a smart lied for anyone...   Aug 7 2005, 10:04 PM
pandamonium   lol that was kind of cute.   Aug 7 2005, 10:57 PM
mai_z   wierd but cute   Aug 8 2005, 02:53 PM
iNyCxShoRT   thats actually telling him the truth in another wa...   Aug 8 2005, 06:32 PM
CarbiNe   ahah funny   Aug 8 2005, 10:30 PM
hall0w   lol the dads a computer freak   Aug 14 2005, 04:40 PM
XDrayne   loll wonders if da boy is gonna do that ;p   Aug 15 2005, 05:18 PM
yellowgurl   haha i'd be amused if the kid understood.   Aug 15 2005, 08:50 PM


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