Cursing problem, reminds me of my brother...sort of |
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 Apr 12 2005, 07:34 PM
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Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it.
He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests.” Two days before Christmas, Justin’s father asks him what he wants for Christmas. “I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.” On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, “What did Santa bring you this year?” Justin replies, “I think I got a damn dog, but I can’t find the son of a bitch!” |
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Apr 12 2005, 08:08 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao! poor dad lol
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Apr 12 2005, 09:01 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
Wow haha
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Apr 12 2005, 09:25 PM
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i ge tit! lol!
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Apr 12 2005, 11:02 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
lol. that made me crack a smile.
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Apr 12 2005, 11:03 PM
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Ha ha!
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Apr 13 2005, 12:10 AM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
hahah, cute joke ! =D
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Apr 13 2005, 01:13 PM
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Hahaahaha, that made me smile a bit.
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Apr 13 2005, 01:26 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
How cute. (:
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Apr 13 2005, 06:15 PM
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lols. funny, how old was the boy?
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Apr 13 2005, 07:03 PM
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 `non;chalance Group: Member Posts: 700 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,113 |
lol, aww. that was kinda cute. poor dad :(
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Apr 13 2005, 10:59 PM
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lol wow, the poop helped =)
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Apr 14 2005, 04:23 PM
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 Hello my name is Yula, I'm a baller! Group: Member Posts: 329 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,918 |
Lol that made me smirk, good story if you wrote it.
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Apr 14 2005, 04:27 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
he shouldn't have used poop.
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Apr 15 2005, 06:17 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
Imao , that made me smile =)
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Apr 15 2005, 06:22 PM
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^ i think you mean lmao
lol the boy doesnt get it :p |
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Apr 15 2005, 07:20 PM
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i get it! lol
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Apr 15 2005, 07:22 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
haha thats funny.
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Apr 16 2005, 01:44 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
fluster a grin.
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Apr 16 2005, 01:57 PM
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haha. that's cute.
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Apr 16 2005, 08:22 PM
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ooo...i get it now
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Apr 24 2005, 06:27 PM
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 Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
Aha...that made me smile.
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Apr 24 2005, 06:31 PM
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wow i finally get it (wow I'm slow) wow poor dad
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Apr 24 2005, 06:37 PM
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Ahaha funny
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May 2 2005, 05:23 PM
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that made my day(=
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