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help me pls.
lovescream
post Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
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How to play:
You say a problem. Doesn't have to be true, it can be if you want, whatever. Just name a problem. Make it short & simple, pls. Umm, yeah. Looks like this, folks.

Bob: Someone hit me.. with a baseball bat.
Tom: Hit that person back with a baseball bat!

I fell off a cliff. Shit.



Yeah. go on.

& I searched (lie). hhehehahaaaaaaaa. xDDDDDDD.

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electric shock   help me pls.   Jul 28 2005, 06:40 PM
Ken   lol thats isnt a problem isnt it it should gr...   Aug 3 2005, 12:01 PM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   go get a drink im hungry   Aug 3 2005, 12:08 PM
Ken   communicate and express ur feelings about the sitc...   Aug 6 2005, 10:45 PM
insomniac   then steal them i lost my teddy bear!   Aug 6 2005, 11:04 PM
L!ckitySplit   sucks for you im going to texas   Aug 6 2005, 11:06 PM
Ken   take a CD player im addicted to CokeaCola   Aug 6 2005, 11:06 PM
insomniac   me too! drink 10 gallons my neck hurts   Aug 6 2005, 11:07 PM
L!ckitySplit   get a misage aznboredperson got bit in the balls ...   Aug 6 2005, 11:09 PM
Ken   ouch....i feel sry for him.. i give him this illeg...   Aug 6 2005, 11:10 PM
L!ckitySplit   go to the imaginary police i dont have any proble...   Aug 6 2005, 11:13 PM
PiGo   drink some Windex I don't get cable in my roo...   Aug 6 2005, 11:17 PM
RED_RUM   cry me a river lol i had plastic sergery so many ...   Aug 6 2005, 11:19 PM
L!ckitySplit   edit// grr michael will console you i dont like ...   Aug 6 2005, 11:19 PM
PiGo   Arsenic works too... I don't have any soda   Aug 6 2005, 11:20 PM
L!ckitySplit   buy more arsenic has an after taste   Aug 6 2005, 11:21 PM
PiGo   cut your tongue off first.....duh I'm cold   Aug 6 2005, 11:23 PM
RED_RUM   take some sleeping pills i lost my dog   Aug 6 2005, 11:29 PM
L!ckitySplit   buy a new one cutting my tongue off hurts   Aug 6 2005, 11:32 PM
RED_RUM   suck it up lol my eye popped out   Aug 6 2005, 11:33 PM
RED_RUM   ^lmao thanks suzette go to sleep i lost my watch   Aug 6 2005, 11:35 PM
dancerellie714   find it with a metal detector i dont know how to...   Aug 6 2005, 11:38 PM
L!ckitySplit   take internet lessons i need another idea for a c...   Aug 6 2005, 11:40 PM
RED_RUM   derk the incredible jerk i have a pebble in my sh...   Aug 6 2005, 11:40 PM
L!ckitySplit   well take it out my nuts itch, but if i scratch t...   Aug 7 2005, 12:00 AM
dancerellie714   just wait it out...i'm sure your nuts can hand...   Aug 7 2005, 12:01 AM
L!ckitySplit   too late i scratched them, now im in hell drink s...   Aug 7 2005, 12:03 AM
dancerellie714   your dog died when you threw it off silly...unless...   Aug 7 2005, 12:08 AM
RED_RUM   hiccup i cant sing (not true i can but im just sa...   Aug 7 2005, 12:09 AM
L!ckitySplit   its cause i cursed you for making fun of my loner ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:09 AM
RED_RUM   lmao better find a pretty nice sized sck to fix th...   Aug 7 2005, 12:11 AM
dancerellie714   ...a new one's going to grow in anyways? give ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:13 AM
L!ckitySplit   tooth fairy? why would she want my nuts? lol beli...   Aug 7 2005, 12:14 AM
dancerellie714   i was replying to red_rum about her tooth....not y...   Aug 7 2005, 12:19 AM
RED_RUM   dont watch sesame street i have a bruise lmao do...   Aug 7 2005, 12:20 AM
L!ckitySplit   blame it on your dad i have a secret   Aug 7 2005, 12:22 AM
dancerellie714   tell me? i need a tissue   Aug 7 2005, 12:23 AM
RED_RUM   send it to that one postasecret thingy that was on...   Aug 7 2005, 12:23 AM
anqie   Buy a new one. I feel lonely.   Aug 7 2005, 12:25 AM
dancerellie714   hug a hobo i think my butt is numb from sitting h...   Aug 7 2005, 12:26 AM
RED_RUM   i want a cookie   Aug 7 2005, 12:26 AM
L!ckitySplit   go get one. im sleepy like this smiley   Aug 7 2005, 12:36 AM
dancerellie714   take energy pills? i've listened to this song...   Aug 7 2005, 12:37 AM
L!ckitySplit   what song is it? find a new song and listen to it ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:39 AM
RED_RUM   put on some sunglasses my foot is stuck   Aug 7 2005, 12:40 AM
dancerellie714   here's the song...dunno if it'll work haha...   Aug 7 2005, 12:40 AM
L!ckitySplit   practice your link keeps saying page can not be d...   Aug 7 2005, 12:43 AM
dancerellie714   darn its a lovely song....hah my friend's do...   Aug 7 2005, 12:44 AM
RED_RUM   woah ellen that song is weirrdddd oh uh better gi...   Aug 7 2005, 12:45 AM
dancerellie714   hahaha the chorus is "red pill blue pill red ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:46 AM
L!ckitySplit   lmao wtf ellen? the dog needs surgery jacqueline...   Aug 7 2005, 12:46 AM
RED_RUM   the beginning is weird.. it scared the hell outta ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:47 AM
dancerellie714   ahahahahah. i happen to like weird songs   Aug 7 2005, 12:48 AM
RED_RUM   lmao this is weird.. i kinda cant understand what ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:48 AM
L!ckitySplit   maybe its um... catchy lol   Aug 7 2005, 12:49 AM
RED_RUM   i listened to it alittle then it scared/weirded me...   Aug 7 2005, 12:50 AM
dancerellie714   oh it is...dont you just want to dance? lol..yeah ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:50 AM
L!ckitySplit   who sings it again?   Aug 7 2005, 12:51 AM
RED_RUM   good evan called me stupid with his avatar   Aug 7 2005, 12:51 AM
L!ckitySplit   maybe cause its true! i think im gonna go ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:53 AM
dancerellie714   bloc party it's called 'she's hearin...   Aug 7 2005, 12:53 AM
RED_RUM   put on some socks my foot is asleep btw bye evan...   Aug 7 2005, 12:55 AM
L!ckitySplit   hit it im gonna be gone for a week   Aug 7 2005, 12:55 AM
dancerellie714   find a computer? it's 2 in the morning and i ...   Aug 7 2005, 12:56 AM
RED_RUM   bring a camera i am not needing help at this mome...   Aug 7 2005, 12:56 AM
c0cONuTTeR   Then go screw up somewhere My cat is stuck in a s...   Aug 7 2005, 09:53 AM
RED_RUM   poke airholes in it my zipper is stuck and i have...   Aug 7 2005, 09:18 PM
DaTru KataLYST   just let go! in a bathtub plz! your own ...   Aug 8 2005, 01:00 AM
ag3nt_sm17h   GO back to SLEEP! I have a gopher in my pants...   Aug 8 2005, 09:35 AM
DaTru KataLYST   Sit back and enjoy the ride! I can't sto...   Aug 8 2005, 04:12 PM
xcaitlinx   Turn on some music and pretty soon a song will be ...   Aug 8 2005, 08:49 PM
PiGo   Run away I want to be old enough for my liscence.   Aug 8 2005, 08:54 PM
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