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 Aug 6 2005, 12:34 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell.
The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, Chris, he went to the store." "Well, do you mind if I wait?" "No, come on in." They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows him one. He thanks her and promptly throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, " They are just so beautiful! I've got to see them both. I'll give you another hundred if I could just see them both together." Sara says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table and says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" |
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Aug 6 2005, 01:37 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lmao sneaky sneaky little tony. i thought the chris guy was gunna say he didnt know any tony. lol that was good.
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Aug 6 2005, 01:38 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Moo. I wonder what the wife is feeling.
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Aug 6 2005, 05:57 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
LOL! dirty guy, tsck tsck tsck.
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Aug 6 2005, 08:35 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
haha good way to get action
 haha j/k 
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Aug 8 2005, 10:50 PM
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that wife must be like
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Aug 10 2005, 07:37 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,273 |
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Aug 11 2005, 01:00 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
mwahahahah thats evil
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Aug 11 2005, 01:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
What a perv. I would be soooooo mad!
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Aug 14 2005, 11:27 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL hjahahahhahaa
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Aug 14 2005, 11:58 AM
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 **I am Hax0r** Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 192,907 |
lol its funny but soo soo soo wrong...perv.. also i bet she feels stupid right now!!
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Aug 15 2005, 05:09 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
o.o poor wife o.O
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