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 Jul 25 2005, 09:15 AM
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 Theres a HERO.. if U look inside ur HEART  Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 178,708  |
10 COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER
1.Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait so long) 2.Thou shalt not take drugs. (alcohol lasts longer) 3.Thou shalt not steal from K-mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4.Thou shalt not get arrested for vandelism. (destruction has a bigger effect) 5.Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6.Thou shalt not get into fights. (just start them) 7.Thou shalt not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8.Thou shalt not strip in class. (hooters pay more) 9.Thou shalt not think about having sex. (like Nike says "just do it") 10.Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle) ROTFLMAO!!!  #9 is so freaking funny lmao
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Jul 25 2005, 09:16 AM
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 La La La ;D Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,080 |
My friend showed me that once, that was hilarious.
I like no. 5 and no. 9 |
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Jul 25 2005, 09:18 AM
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 4/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498 |
HAHa that was real creative
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Jul 25 2005, 10:33 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 8 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 183,042 |
that was amazing
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Jul 25 2005, 11:44 AM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
XD funny
#5 i like the most |
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Jul 25 2005, 05:21 PM
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lol i saw this before, my friend sent it to me. but yeah it made me smile
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Jul 25 2005, 05:29 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 1,478 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,897 |
lmfao the one about leaving old ladies in the middle of the street is funny
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Jul 26 2005, 12:14 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
haha i love it.
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Jul 27 2005, 04:07 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
Hmm..people have a lot of free time to think of that..
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