dan quayle, newt gingrich, and bill clinton, hahaha. |
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 Aug 24 2005, 11:32 PM
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Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton were in a limousine on the way to a meeting. A tornado swept by, picked them up, and plopped them down in the Land of Oz.
When they realized where they were, Dan Quayle said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain!" Newt Gingrich said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart!" And Bill Clinton said, "I wonder where Dorothy is?" |
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Aug 25 2005, 11:01 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
i dont get it....
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Aug 26 2005, 01:51 AM
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Think...why would Bill Clinton immediately think of seeing Dorothy...>_>
Think bad thoughts. |
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