the grandpa who ate at thanksgiving, ... but soon after choked |
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 Jul 21 2005, 12:05 AM
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 who goes there?!?!?!  Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020  |
well... it no a sequel to the last story i made... just a different person with the same theme... oh and i wasnt sure if too post it in humor of writing.. last i put it in writing and it got moved.. so i dunno if this one is gonna be as funny as the other one was so move it if you have to... and also dont post if you didnt like just leave... cause i dont wanna hear "i didnt like it"... you can go watch internet porn or something instead of post your hate.. well now back to the story
... so theres was once this granpa... the coolest granpa in the town of wackmonkey st. .. and he had never celebrated thanksgiving... he though it was a dumb holiday. but then one day.. his best friend wanted to invite granpa and his wife to their thanksgiving reunion. granpa rejected and then his best friend's son went to the grandpa... pretty please.. with sugar on top and the old man accepeted. so then came thanksgiving. the guest told them to be there by 4. granpa was kinda wanting to get out. so he took some sleeping pill.. and started to choke.. somehow they got stuck in his throat... his wife luckly was there to save him and he said "i hope something like this doesn't happen in thanksgiving". little did he know his about to be future... tsk tsk... so lets get back to gramps... so then came 4 o clock and an hour later there was grandpa and his wife at the door. "howdy there" said the friend... "we were hoping you came today... we was about to think there you werent gonna came" "oh no sir.. i keep my word.. i just had a lil trouble but nothing big really" said grandpa... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ so lets just skip to everyones favorite part... where he chokes lol ........................ wow i'm enjoying this neighbor... i'lll tell you the truth i despised this holyday before but now after this i'm gonna celebrate every year.. and then he put a big piece of turkey in his mouth... "honey dear.. i think thats a too big peice" said the wife... "nonsesence women... in my days...".... yes dear in your days repiled the wife... hes not talking... omg herbert(the granpa's name)... hes choking oh no... i saved him from this once before... i can do it again. ~~~~~~~ the next day... they dog him in the center of the town's park since he was so well loved... the people cry... the kids cry... the wife is on her knees... and then the most creppiest thing happens "hey guys... what happened... who died" and everyone was shocked... but you were dead herbert could this be said the wife... dead... haha women... i dont recall dying... but i do recall having my first thanksgiving... hum was it delicious... that darn sleeping pill must have ruined the rest of the fun... never got to finsh that peice of turkey... ~~~~~~~~~~~ lol... though he was dead huh lol |
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