the grandman who survied through christmas, ...but died soon after |
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 Jul 18 2005, 04:43 PM
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 who goes there?!?!?!  Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020  |
so there this grandma right... she was like fat. a whopping 303 lb.. yup pretty fat eh?... well it was close to christmas and that meant it was close to the annual christmas senior dance... yup old people get their groove on too... well the old women need a date...
so..... the family did something they though was impossible... they helped her lose weight... so first they put her in a gym... she went twice.. to register and to reregesiter... so that didn't work out... so then the family decided to go extreme about it... they decided to have a lemonade stand!!! well they raised 700,000 dollars selling pure and good lemonades. (bare with me here its only a story) so they gave your liposuctions. and she lost 150 pounds... so the rest was up to her... and the family off coruse. Made her work her tail off in just days after the operation... poor grandma... but next thing you know she became a hot sexy grandma... like the one from the bowfelx commerical just 10 years older... so she found the coolest cat in the senior club and they were the it couple. so they got their groove on... and then came the buffet... grandma ate so much by the end of christmas eve and into christmas day she was back at 303 pounds. When dad said kids open your presents... she bloew up...  so sad...so sad...... |
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Jul 18 2005, 05:18 PM
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Jul 18 2005, 05:40 PM
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 Lauren loves YOU. Group: Member Posts: 2,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,793 |
... am I supposed to take this seriously?
It's idiots like you that are destroying the Writing forum. Dickweed. |
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Jul 18 2005, 05:50 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
oh my gosh. exploding grandmas??
im gonna have nightmares..ehh |
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| *Azarel* |
Jul 18 2005, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Jul 18 2005, 3:40 PM) ... am I supposed to take this seriously? Ugh. Agreed.It's idiots like you that are destroying the Writing forum. Dickweed. Someone either move this to humor or close it. I can't believe I wasted my time reading it. |
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Jul 18 2005, 07:21 PM
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hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha wtf
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Jul 18 2005, 07:35 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
LMAO. Perhaps this should go in Humor. *cough*
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Jul 18 2005, 11:27 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jul 18 2005, 11:32 PM
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OH MY GOD.. ROFL
HAHAHHAH WTF. |
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Jul 19 2005, 12:50 AM
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wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
I didn't want to move this to Humor without the topic starters permission but eh, oh well.
Topic Moved |
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Jul 19 2005, 01:21 AM
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QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 18 2005, 3:43 PM) so they gave your liposuctions. and she lost 150 pounds... . so sad......    QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 18 2005, 3:43 PM) like the one from the bowfelx commerical just 10 years older hahah lmao QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 18 2005, 3:43 PM) by the end of christmas eve and into christmas day she was back at 303 pounds. When dad said kids open your presents... she bloew up... so sad..
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Jul 19 2005, 01:37 AM
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 i know right? Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,129 |
LMFAO! hahahah. wow..
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Jul 19 2005, 01:53 AM
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who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
wow only two people were hating on my writing skills... oh well fu** them
for the rest... thanks for the suport i'm thinking of a sequal... maybe... just maybe thinking oo00 (the grandpa who celbrated thanksgiving... but choked after) humm lol |
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Jul 19 2005, 01:13 PM
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QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Jul 18 2005, 4:40 PM) ... am I supposed to take this seriously? It's idiots like you that are destroying the Writing forum. Dickweed. somebody's having a bad day, no? it's just a little joke thing. relax. |
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Jul 19 2005, 02:24 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Wow.. just.. wow. All I can think is, "Wtf?"
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Jul 19 2005, 07:24 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
umm.....haha? didn't find it that humerous sorry....
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Jul 19 2005, 07:26 PM
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 4/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498 |
QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Jul 18 2005, 4:40 PM) ... am I supposed to take this seriously? It's idiots like you that are destroying the Writing forum. Dickweed. I agree. But what does DickWeed mean
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Jul 19 2005, 07:57 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Oh wow....all i can say is...what happened there??????
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Jul 24 2005, 03:45 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Thank you for wasting 20 seconds of my life.
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Jul 24 2005, 01:26 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 24 2005, 3:45 AM) Thank you for wasting 20 seconds of my life. same here srry to the person who wrote it cause that really wasnt funny.... |
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Jul 24 2005, 01:33 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol wtf dats stupid
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Jul 24 2005, 01:57 PM
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who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
wow last 8 replies were all dumb...
i dont care if you found it humerious or not... i didnt place it in humor... it got moved... because some people who know how to laugh and not be stupid dumb "dickweeds" (w.e. the f**k the means... dumb word anyhow)... and also i corrected myself in the post... its grandma... i dont spell everything correctly and i dont plan too... so shut up cause your hint of me spelling wrong can kiss my ass... and for those who said that wasted my time... i guess you have nothing to do if your in the internet reading what people post.... so also shut up... if you want something to do.. go bake bread, go with some friends to the movies, or even sleep... instead of stupidly saying "this wasted my time"... who the f**k cares... i dont!!! .... lol this mad me laugh... but i'm serious though |
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