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 Jul 21 2005, 04:47 PM
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There was a son and he went to his father and asked " Dad was the difference between Supposedly and actually?" And the father replied " if you wanna know go ask you mom would she have sex with ben aflick for a million dollars" "Go ask you sister who she have sex with jessie mcCartany for a million dollars" "then go ask your brother would he have sex with brad pitt for a million dollars".
So the son went to his mom and asked her "Mom would you have sex with ben aflick for a million dollars?" Then the the mother said "yeah with that money we could fix up this dump we live in." The boy left and went to his sister and asked her. "would you have sex with jessie McCartany for a million dollars?" The sister replied "Hell yeah he's hott" Finally he went to his brothers room and asked him " would you have sex with brad pitt for a million dollars?" Then the brother said yeah I could use the money. So the Son went back to his dad and the dad said "so what did you find out?" The son said "Supposedly were sittin on 3 million dollars but Actullay were sitting on 2 sluts and a fag." |
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Hell-Rell the difference between supposedly and Actually Jul 21 2005, 04:47 PM
Paradox of Life Ahahaha. That's funny, but what kind of father... Jul 21 2005, 06:27 PM teeners__15 haha
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pretti lame though... Jul 22 2005, 03:03 AM elmogurly oh my gosh. wow. meanie.
pretty clever Jul 22 2005, 03:37 AM
danielle_x3 QUOTE(elmogurly @ Jul 22 2005, 4:37 AM)oh my ... Jul 26 2005, 09:12 PM Bobblehead425 lol thats a good one. mmm jessie mccartney lol jk Jul 22 2005, 10:39 AM  |
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