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 May 21 2005, 03:46 PM
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!" EDiT: Found this on a joke site. |
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May 21 2005, 03:52 PM
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May 21 2005, 03:53 PM
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 mmm....beer.... Group: Member Posts: 752 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,854 |
ahahahahhaahahha i get it!
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May 21 2005, 03:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,570 |
Lol, I thought it was funny and had to be posted. :P
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May 22 2005, 03:35 AM
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hahah ewww!!!!
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May 22 2005, 03:55 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
that's funny...i feel sorry for the dad
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May 22 2005, 11:49 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao! haha so dirty.. poor dad
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May 22 2005, 02:25 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hhahhahaha now thatw as funny poor dad.
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May 22 2005, 04:03 PM
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ha..lol poor him
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May 23 2005, 11:21 PM
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dope unutha klassik shit ur on a roll
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May 23 2005, 11:27 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lol, I've heard this before, and it still gets me! :D
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May 24 2005, 03:54 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Clever, but it's absolutely disgusting.
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May 24 2005, 03:56 PM
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i don't get the blowing-up part!
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May 24 2005, 10:12 PM
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 you're reading me. Group: Member Posts: 204 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 123,727 |
QUOTE(AkaRyux @ May 24 2005, 1:54 PM) Clever, but it's absolutely disgusting.  agreed
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May 27 2005, 07:07 PM
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i'm suprised johnny's parents have stayed together for so long...i mean they're in soo many jokes like that...
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May 28 2005, 02:00 PM
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Sizzling. ;] Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,737 |
LMFAO gross but so funny lol
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May 28 2005, 06:03 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
hahahahhaha
naaaughty naughty |
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May 29 2005, 12:41 AM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
That is old but still funny as hell.
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May 30 2005, 11:14 AM
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LOL! Shame on the Uncle.
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May 30 2005, 01:34 PM
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I wonder when Johnny actually lives a normal life?
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May 30 2005, 05:50 PM
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 i'll be just fine Group: Member Posts: 322 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,428 |
lol, took me a bit but it was funny!
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Jul 15 2005, 10:59 PM
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EWWW! gross. poor kid
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Jul 17 2005, 12:30 AM
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 <33 Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 |
 ..  .. EWW! lol
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Jul 17 2005, 12:40 AM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
AHHAHAHHAHAHA thats soo funny.
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