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Asian Girls
Mireh
post Apr 18 2004, 06:38 PM
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I found this on some guy's site, and thought it was quite funny laugh.gif

That is, funny, but stereo-typical _dry.gif

Korean
They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.

Japanese

They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it).

Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!

Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.

Chinese (Mainland)
I got a lot of emails telling me to split Mainland and Taiwanese so here am I taking more time to observe and bring this info to you. A very sad thing to do really. So anyways I looked closely and I did notice a difference. I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. First of all again I must mention that I still cannot stand the sound of Mandarin. I'm sorry but it sounds very annoying. I also notice that wear these puffy, funky-color (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face (which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed). However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. They look like they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their HK cousins. :)

Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.

Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.

Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.
 

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Mireh   Asian Girls   Apr 18 2004, 06:38 PM
pUcCaBaBy03   "However they have this thing where they can ...   Dec 30 2004, 12:03 PM
sweetxsimplicity   Wow, everything is like..true.   Dec 30 2004, 12:07 PM
oo1_Lady   QUOTEViet Don't mess with them. Or their boyf...   Jan 3 2005, 02:43 AM
KissMe2408   lol, i be one of those korean girls eh, the only...   Jan 3 2005, 03:45 AM
crazeegirl411   That guy is funny. It IS kind of accurate in a wa...   Jan 3 2005, 03:46 AM
se[7]en   Hmm...yay kill..kill..kill im viet   Apr 16 2005, 02:30 PM
Szeh   I don't find anything in there funny. But i ag...   Apr 16 2005, 02:45 PM
XaZnX07   haha i read the korean japanese cbc viet and that ...   Apr 16 2005, 07:08 PM
yukichan   QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 1:38 PM) Japanese ...   Apr 16 2005, 07:38 PM
avalon*   Hahah these are interesting. Maybe they should hav...   Apr 16 2005, 07:40 PM
xj_liana_tx   LOL i love the hongkong and the bf killing viet on...   Apr 16 2005, 08:24 PM
Shortiiex   i am an Chiese born in America,,,one of my parents...   Apr 16 2005, 08:29 PM
seremela_culnamo   I have nothing against the "CBC/ABC". I...   Apr 17 2005, 09:43 PM
eli5e   lol ...for some reason ..the korean one DOES not m...   Apr 17 2005, 10:23 PM
pingpang_0811   i think that's some true only. but i do think...   Apr 18 2005, 08:05 AM
jenika   haa...im korean...i need some of that drug that ma...   Apr 18 2005, 11:47 AM
lolita kitty   rofl, thats so funny. probably not alll true, but ...   Apr 18 2005, 01:13 PM
Azarel   I'm surprised this is the lounge, actually; it...   Apr 18 2005, 01:46 PM
LiL_aZn_bAbii   Wonder why the Flip one is soooo short!! ...   Apr 18 2005, 02:48 PM
lilteardrop   lol. flattering   Apr 18 2005, 04:34 PM
xxaznxgurlxx   hey ^^ . im from hong kong .but born in u.s. which...   Apr 18 2005, 05:48 PM
sm0kinm0nky   lol that's all pretty true, and i'm tawiwa...   Apr 18 2005, 05:49 PM
sharpieaddicteD   I REMEMBER THIS TOPIC! OMG, I'M OLD   Apr 18 2005, 05:52 PM
FoOd   Wow.... ha ha I consider myself an ABC.   Apr 18 2005, 06:10 PM
mickybeans   QUOTEViet Don't mess with them. Or their boyf...   Apr 18 2005, 06:13 PM
x3__iGiVEup   I`m CBC / ABC; but I sorta fit in with Korean   Apr 18 2005, 07:33 PM
aicilah999   QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Chinese (C...   Apr 18 2005, 09:40 PM
pinayprincess   QUOTEFlip (sp?) They are actually very nice peopl...   Apr 19 2005, 08:31 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   i love being korean   Apr 19 2005, 01:19 PM
miss barnes   i think they're prettier than Koreans...but,...   Apr 19 2005, 03:56 PM
flex116   you must get a lot asian girls to know all this. ...   Apr 20 2005, 02:41 PM
Frohickey   QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 4:38 PM)Viet Don...   Jun 8 2005, 05:26 PM
XLilAznGrl592X   I'm from the chinesemainland... i am not like ...   Jun 8 2005, 05:37 PM
Paradox of Life   Hahaha. I just skipped down to the Viet. Funny. Gr...   Jun 8 2005, 07:47 PM
literemix24   Viet girls - they'll find one and kill you. Lo...   Jun 9 2005, 08:31 PM
Statistik   That was mean.   Jun 10 2005, 09:06 PM
kandiapplegrl   The one about filipinos and koreans are true. exce...   Jun 10 2005, 11:36 PM
Statistik   amerie is not hot as ciara   Jun 11 2005, 11:15 AM
xquizit   QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 11 2005, 11:15 AM)amer...   Jun 14 2005, 03:04 PM
wchoi37   LOL about the korean part   Jun 12 2005, 08:00 AM
solarized   I guess some of these comments are quite offensive...   Jun 14 2005, 08:53 AM
AznVi3tGrl   QUOTEViet Don't mess with them. Or their boyf...   Jun 23 2005, 12:22 AM
Mizz Rizza   QUOTEFlip (sp?) They are actually very nice peopl...   Jul 4 2005, 08:34 PM
kfarad   YELLOW FEVER I'm infected All my gf's hav...   Jul 4 2005, 09:25 PM
rx_azngirl   NiiCE. [[viet]]   Jul 7 2005, 12:37 PM
dao   haha...you said every asain girls were nice in the...   Jul 7 2005, 06:24 PM
yellowgurl   some parts are true   Jul 8 2005, 12:03 AM
icy_wonderland   im from hong kong..and the english section is so t...   Jul 12 2005, 11:39 PM
xbabyboo   Omg.the viet one is funny.hahhaha   Jun 16 2006, 04:48 PM
marzipan   QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM) Chine...   Jun 16 2006, 04:52 PM
lanbexx   lol what kind of whitewashed piece of trash wrote ...   Jun 16 2006, 06:37 PM
doork   im viet. lols i dont have a great figure. lols. bu...   Jun 18 2006, 01:59 AM
Frostedflakes616   Funny... but not really cool, true, etc. Maybe the...   Jun 22 2006, 02:14 PM
swaying   "I'm surprised I haven't seen it befo...   Jun 22 2006, 10:50 PM
msz`cookie   QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM) Viet ...   Aug 4 2006, 01:53 AM
T0rmented_Soul   Filipino girls....I'd die for lol Viet too but...   Aug 4 2006, 02:32 AM
Spiritual Winged Aura   accurate from my view of point toward people base ...   Aug 13 2006, 02:16 AM
Freaky Krazer   What about the mixes? *cough*Filipino Chinese*cou...   Aug 13 2006, 09:33 PM
My Cinderella.   Aww no thai?   Aug 13 2006, 09:34 PM
LaStiNg4EtErNiTy   lmao about the viets.   Aug 14 2006, 11:06 PM
maguti   QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 7:38 PM) Flip ...   Aug 15 2006, 07:21 PM
faithin_felix   lol the chinese from HK is hilarous! viets are...   Aug 21 2006, 02:37 AM
GetMiNE_GetY0URS   The Viet one is funny, and I agree with the Korean...   Aug 21 2006, 01:06 PM
missxdevious   i'm korean and I have big, round eyes so my lo...   Aug 21 2006, 01:30 PM
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