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 Jul 13 2005, 04:16 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long.  Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342  |
thanks to Ebaum's World
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result. He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!" "No! What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on his best innocent expression. "The pub called... you forgot your wheelchair again." |
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Jul 13 2005, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE(Bobblehead425 @ Jul 13 2005, 2:16 PM) thanks to Ebaum's World A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result. He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!" "No! What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on his best innocent expression. "The pub called... you forgot your wheelchair again."  HAHAHHA!! SOOOO FUNNY |
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Jul 14 2005, 02:01 AM
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 i know right? Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,129 |
LMFAO!. That was funny. Kinda..
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Jul 14 2005, 03:45 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. alcohol affects everyone! hehe.
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Jul 14 2005, 04:47 PM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
That just shows you that Achohol is bad for you. hehe
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Jul 14 2005, 04:52 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 147,825 |
Hmm.. I expected it to be funnier.
 Not bad, though. |
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Jul 14 2005, 10:28 PM
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haha... wasnt as funny as i thought
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Jul 15 2005, 05:45 PM
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lol poor guy.
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Jul 18 2005, 02:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,231 |
haha. that one was funny
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Jul 21 2005, 03:14 PM
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lol
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