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 Jul 12 2005, 02:38 PM
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You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry, You'd better not pout; I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. He's bugging your room, He's reading your mail, He's keeping a file And running a tail. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. He hears you in the bedroom, Surveills you out of doors, And if that doesn't get the goods, Then he'll use provocateurs. So--you mustn't assume That you are secure. On Christmas Eve He'll kick in your door. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. |
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be-my-escape How Santa really knows! Jul 12 2005, 02:38 PM
Lo Mein AHH SO HE'S THE ONE WHO I HEAR BREATHING ALL T... Jul 12 2005, 06:05 PM mocassinsx29 Now I'm scared. :( Jul 12 2005, 06:53 PM
danielle_x3 QUOTE(mocassinsx29 @ Jul 12 2005, 6:53 PM)Now... Jul 15 2005, 05:45 PM wind&fire ahahaha.. thats great.. but your font is a bitch t... Jul 12 2005, 07:01 PM elmogurly that's clever! Jul 12 2005, 09:53 PM XAfter_ShockX Great, now i'm not gunna get that laptop i wan... Jul 12 2005, 09:56 PM berry_lickable i knew it ! i knew it ! i knew it !
... Jul 13 2005, 03:05 AM EAST0AKLAND9800 Jeez, I guess I'm not gonna get what I want th... Jul 13 2005, 06:28 AM jam4eva that is rally funny LMAO Jul 13 2005, 03:44 PM sadolakced acid sounds like uncle sam... Jul 13 2005, 04:04 PM xlauren73x awww ruin all my childhood dreams would you
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