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eye exam
berry_lickable
post Jul 7 2005, 03:41 AM
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A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."




rofl.
 

Posts in this topic
berry_lickable   eye exam   Jul 7 2005, 03:41 AM
osidepinay33   hahha   Jul 7 2005, 03:42 AM
xSiLLyMex   I don't really get it...   Jul 7 2005, 03:39 PM
RED_RUM   i don't get it...   Jul 7 2005, 04:02 PM
laxumaster8   huh?   Jul 7 2005, 04:04 PM
dani41790   Lol omg thats so wrong. Well for those of u who do...   Jul 7 2005, 09:54 PM
yellowgurl   dont get it   Jul 7 2005, 11:58 PM
berry_lickable   honestly, i think that if i a person have to expla...   Jul 8 2005, 02:29 AM
squeegizzle   if you dont get a joke....just laugh and act like ...   Jul 8 2005, 01:16 PM
Lo Mein   I don't get it... Wait I meant HAHAH its so f...   Jul 8 2005, 04:15 PM
Bobblehead425   hahaha...not so funny.   Jul 11 2005, 09:25 PM
salcha   Hahhaahaa...what?   Jul 11 2005, 11:44 PM
gotahemmi55   ok, fine I'll explain it, he had been masterba...   Jul 12 2005, 02:09 AM
Shana_Kru   QUOTE(gotahemmi55 @ Jul 12 2005, 2:09 AM)ok, ...   Jul 12 2005, 02:17 AM


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