tips for the guys Options

[i_really_x3_you]

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a P**sy..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right<> to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

[Eryi]

Theres already something like this. However, there are things that the other one doesn't have.

[CrazayChristian]

I agree with 80% of this, but you make some points that don't fly with me.

You can't shift power with things like "Paying half the bill". Some guys don't pay the bill at all. In my opinion, yes a guy can pay a majority of the bill. And in fact, I think guys usually pay the bill naturally. But you can't really make demands, if the guy doesn't do it on his own, and you don't like it, then you wouldn't be out with him. I think ladies only pay half the bill when they want to.

(It's just my opinion, it's ok to ask of things, but when you shift powers from one person to another, it becomes a problem.)

Guys will usually just do this out of common courtesy.

Now, you can sum this up as "treat her right, and let her know you care through action as well as word.

Common sense things,

I'm just a firm beliver in equality, so, sorry about the...thing..

[heyyfrankie]

most of that stuff is obvious but eh. some guys probably need to read it. ;\

[AngryBaby]

ya i agree with frankie,
alot of it should happen naturally if u really have feelings for ur gf

[CrazayChristian]

^What I said in a nutshell

[dahding]

wow, what originality. it's not like i haven't seen this in fifty different "50 things guy's should know" chain letter things.

it's so logically planned out and it's so simple. it's not a tip for a guy, it's called, "use ur head, not that other head."

quite cheesy imo.

[CrazayChristian]

^The other thing I said in a nut shell.

I think most guys struggle with getting started, keeping it going you can learn. But if you want to get started and keep it going.

DON'T TRY!
DON'T THINK!

That's all.

[LaZazn]

When it started out, I paid for everything. Now, she pays for 80% of the stuff.

[MrDolphin]

*keeps them in mind*

[AngryBaby]

^What I said in a nutshell

well, i shortened it up for u
im such a good person

[haostar]

same here i agreed with mainly everything i just wanted to comment on something for the kids that arnt very good at this kinda thing

my main rule!: if u think its gunna piss her off make her cry or make someone kick ur ass dont do it

but if u think its korny as hell go for it she'll most likly like it

[haostar]

O_O i forgot to say that the first thing and the thing under it are two seperate ideas

[CrazayChristian]

Embrace the edit button


Korny doesn't always work, because it's like taking a dump,

It can be corny, and it's kind of cool.
But if it's too corny, or corny too often, then it's just wierd and sick.

Sorry if this analogy was too graphic for some of ya.

[i_really_x3_you]

yeah i got that from one of those chain letter things. but i just thought it could help the boys since i found it very true

[sk8ter4life750]

Did you just have a break up or something? Frankie I agree with you.