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 Jul 18 2005, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. my favorites! i love those!  what happened to number 20?? |
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Jul 18 2005, 10:57 PM
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Read this before, but it still makes me smileee
 I'm so gonna try some one of these days
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Jul 20 2005, 11:19 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww it was gorse but some things were FUNNY
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Jul 23 2005, 05:00 PM
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HAHA i like the last one =D
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Jul 23 2005, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly. ahaha thats great
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Sep 5 2005, 06:37 AM
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LOL. hahaha. that made me laught. :D
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Sep 6 2005, 01:07 PM
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LOL
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. |
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Sep 6 2005, 02:15 PM
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QUOTE(Babiexdreamerz @ Jun 26 2005, 9:04 PM) Haha..funny. But some of them sound gross. Eww. Haha  
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Sep 6 2005, 07:29 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
#19 is the funniest
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Sep 6 2005, 07:34 PM
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LOL how funny
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Sep 6 2005, 08:49 PM
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rofl. x]
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Sep 6 2005, 08:52 PM
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LoL For some reason number 9 cracked me up because of the way you would say it. Like, all scientifically or something.
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Sep 12 2005, 08:24 PM
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Brilliant! Oh my god this made me laugh so hard!! Haha.
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Sep 13 2005, 01:44 AM
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The cantalope thing was funny lol.
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Sep 14 2005, 11:22 AM
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haha. I read a ton of similar lists like that.
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Nov 11 2005, 11:12 PM
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Ya ive read this 2 years ago :D
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Nov 12 2005, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" omfg! rofl!!!! hahahahha,,,,, omg that made my day THANK YOU |
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Nov 13 2005, 02:52 AM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
AHAHA that was killer.
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Nov 13 2005, 02:03 PM
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those were actually kinda stupid.
QUOTE 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly. holding a cantalope up that high would be over the stall wall. stalls are usually only 6-7 feet high.
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Nov 19 2005, 11:19 PM
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"3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise."
LMAO! My friend and I would totally do that... xD |
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