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 Jun 19 2005, 11:52 PM
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I got this one from a movie: Let's do a little math. You + me - our clothes divide our legs and let's multiply.
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Jun 20 2005, 12:20 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lol.. i think i get it
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Jun 21 2005, 10:11 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
hey, psst, the word of the day is legs.
so lets go back to your place babe and spread the word. *rimshot* |
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Jun 25 2005, 07:42 AM
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 oh look its emily! Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226 |
that made me lmao!!!!!! thx for the laugh!!!!!!!!
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Jun 25 2005, 07:45 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(dahding @ Jun 21 2005, 9:11 PM) hey, psst, the word of the day is legs. so lets go back to your place babe and spread the word. *rimshot*  I heard that one. Why are guys so into that stuff though? I think these pick-up lines are beginning to make the stereotype that all men are sex-a-holics. And I sort of got it. 
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Jun 25 2005, 10:28 AM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Hey-I finally got one of these pick up lines. It took me a while, though...I'm slow.
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Jun 25 2005, 09:28 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
dirty. how dirty. yet hilarious. and cheesy.
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Jun 27 2005, 04:03 PM
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QUOTE(sprinkle-the-stars @ Jun 25 2005, 9:28 PM) dirty. how dirty. yet hilarious. and cheesy. my thoughts exactly. |
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Jun 27 2005, 04:38 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
QUOTE(dahding @ Jun 21 2005, 10:11 PM) hey, psst, the word of the day is legs. so lets go back to your place babe and spread the word. *rimshot* HAHAHA. That's hilarious. Although, if someone ever used that on me I might have to slap them. |
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Jun 28 2005, 10:24 PM
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 Yates Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,150 |
i don't think these pick up lines are actually meant to be used, just to be funny. or at least i hope so.
i thought it was funny. i think i've heard it before though. lol. 
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Jun 30 2005, 01:39 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(jaimedevenecia @ Jun 19 2005, 11:52 PM) I got this one from a movie: Let's do a little math. You + me - our clothes divide our legs and let's multiply. That's old. I've heard it many times before, but it's still kinda funny.
Haha. |
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Jul 1 2005, 09:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 65 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,337 |
The only pick-up like I've ever used was "If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
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Jul 2 2005, 05:54 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
err you said it wrong..its add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & lets miltiply.
multiply as in have babys you multiply yourself yeah. |
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