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http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm
Pick one and add "in the bedroom" at the end. I find them funny. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 04:57 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving  Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers in the bedroom?
lol. i like this: Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing in the bedroom LOL |
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Jun 10 2005, 04:59 PM
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 04:59 PM
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Nothing cures insomnia like the realisation that it's time to get up in the bedroom
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Jun 10 2005, 05:00 PM
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hahahaha nicole
It is only the most intelligent and the most ignorant who are not susceptible to change.--in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:00 PM
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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 05:04 PM
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It doesn't happen all at once. Life and learning take a long time in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 05:07 PM
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Where ever you go there you are in the bedroom.
Wth. Lmao. |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:11 PM
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What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance in the bedroom?
omg this has to be the funniest one: Imagination is more important than knowledge in the bedroom. hahaahahahahahaha |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:13 PM
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 05:18 PM
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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss in the bedroom.
what kinda golf are they playing?? |
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Jun 10 2005, 05:18 PM
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them in the bedroom.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 06:28 PM
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Vote on the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing in the bedroom
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Jun 10 2005, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE Vote on the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing in the bedroom Hahahaha. What people don't understand, they fear. What they fear they seek to destroy in the bedroom. |
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Jun 10 2005, 07:47 PM
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Be generous without being greedy in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 07:54 PM
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"No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble in te bedroom...
wtf is this frigidism? |
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Jun 10 2005, 08:03 PM
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 08:39 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 08:48 PM
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"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best in the bedroom." -Oscar Wilde.
Hahahahahaha. |
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Jun 10 2005, 08:55 PM
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I'm going to live forever, or die trying in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:07 PM
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Don't be humble... You're not that great in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:11 PM
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The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:12 PM
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Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. Remember that "Help us grow this grass" is a far more effective sign than in the bedroom.
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Jun 10 2005, 10:15 PM
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Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there in the bedroom
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Jun 10 2005, 10:20 PM
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Expect the worst, it's the least you can do in the bedroom.
The game is nothing, the playing of it is everything in the bedroom |
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