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 Jun 8 2005, 11:04 PM
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "Help! I think my friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" |
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esharp misunderstanding Jun 8 2005, 11:04 PM
FoOd Ha ha, I bet that hunter was a blonde.
Not to ... Jun 8 2005, 11:08 PM beautifuls0ul_x3 hahaha well she did say "let's make sure... Jun 8 2005, 11:38 PM Shortiiex lol...that's just horrible bastard Jun 9 2005, 01:57 PM Paradox of Life Ahaha, this was voted best joke somewhere, I forge... Jun 9 2005, 02:18 PM sunissed14127 lol thats funny Jun 9 2005, 03:17 PM lost [child] Hahah.
thats great. Jun 9 2005, 07:55 PM ikn0w ur m0m ....i feel lyke a blounde now..i dont get it Jun 9 2005, 08:15 PM its_annah ahahaha. That's so wrong. yet funny. oh man.
... Jun 9 2005, 11:26 PM sammi rules you heh there's a lot of stuff i read in here that... Jun 9 2005, 11:30 PM Animeloverhk93 AHAHA!! so funny... poor guy.... i guess w... Jun 11 2005, 08:06 PM d0nchikit0 Wow that was so unexpected... lmao I loved the jok... Jun 11 2005, 10:18 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol i wasn't expecting that lol Jun 11 2005, 10:23 PM
K!$$ That cracked me up so bad.
I'm lame. Jun 12 2005, 01:24 AM  |
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