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masturbation terms o.0, spanking ze monkey?
*anubis*
post Jul 19 2005, 03:54 PM
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mods--PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEE don't move this to the lounge! PLEASE! there are already too many topics there. it scrolls too fast cry.gif

but anyway--

what are some masturbation terms you know/use? pinch.gif

like...

spanking the monkey?

killing a kitten?

unloading the rifle?

dating mother palm and her five daughters?

riding the noble steed?

petting the dog?

swimming with willy?

wrestling the eel?

etc
etc
etc.


...and it's in the guy's locker room because most of these terms refer more to guyssssssss. i guess?
 

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anubis   masturbation terms o.0   Jul 19 2005, 03:54 PM
xquizit   choking the chicken   Jul 19 2005, 04:03 PM
jsmooth4ever   QUOTE(xquizit @ Jul 19 2005, 4:03 PM)choking ...   Sep 16 2005, 12:27 AM
Szeh   Lol. They all mean masturbation?   Jul 19 2005, 04:07 PM
Shortiiex   beat your meat pull your pud buttering the biscuit...   Jul 19 2005, 04:09 PM
pyrochick19770   polishing the rocket. HAHA my friend likes that o...   Jul 19 2005, 04:15 PM
i heart john   -- beating the bishop -- cuffing the carrot --...   Jul 19 2005, 04:37 PM
Frankie   flog your log   Jul 19 2005, 04:54 PM
lilliannnn   QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 4:54 PM)flog you...   Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM
Frankie   QUOTE(lilliannnn @ Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM)Grea...   Jul 25 2005, 12:29 AM
william   ^haha, wtf frankie?   Jul 19 2005, 05:15 PM
Frankie   QUOTE(william @ Jul 19 2005, 5:15 PM)^haha, w...   Jul 19 2005, 09:03 PM
william   QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 6:03 PM) it...   Jul 20 2005, 04:09 PM
Paradox of Life   LMFAO!! I think the term masturbat...   Jul 19 2005, 05:36 PM
IamRad   QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jul 19 2005, 5:36 PM)LMFAO...   Sep 18 2005, 12:44 PM
Lo Mein   i think this one only relates to my town and i rea...   Jul 19 2005, 05:46 PM
maia_dc   Giving in to the hand police. Jerking the cyclops....   Jul 19 2005, 09:14 PM
RiC3xBoy   There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll ...   Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM
#1distortion   QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM)There ...   Jul 29 2005, 06:39 AM
MyVermilionPlague   One of my friends likes to say, "it's tim...   Jul 20 2005, 01:32 AM
icy_wonderland   QUOTE(Despise @ Jul 20 2005, 2:32 PM)One of m...   Jul 25 2005, 06:19 AM
sp3nca   toot your kazoo   Jul 20 2005, 02:03 AM
anubis   QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jul 20 2005, 1:03 AM)toot your...   Jul 20 2005, 02:07 AM
Rayj   jerking off petting the one eyed snake playing han...   Jul 20 2005, 09:15 AM
medic   I am old school, beat'n the meat works for me.   Jul 20 2005, 04:14 PM
cookienmilkfornaps   damn.. i've been laughing the whole way uhh....   Jul 20 2005, 05:00 PM
anubis   QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 20 2005, 4:00 ...   Jul 20 2005, 11:47 PM
cookienmilkfornaps   QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 20 2005, 11:47 PM)go see t...   Jul 21 2005, 01:42 AM
cookienmilkfornaps   http://www.forplu.com/community/life&style...n_ter...   Jul 20 2005, 05:02 PM
Frankie   QUOTE(Rayj @ Jul 20 2005, 9:15 AM)jerking off...   Jul 20 2005, 06:13 PM
i heart john   QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 20 2005, 6:13 PM)flog = t...   Jul 21 2005, 02:26 AM
anubis   QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 21 2005, 1:26 ...   Jul 21 2005, 05:08 AM
RiC3xBoy   5 Knuckle Shuffle   Jul 20 2005, 08:38 PM
xSiLLyMex   Killing a kitten. hahaha.   Jul 20 2005, 08:50 PM
SpedMonkee   shake hands with the governor lmao u have to say ...   Jul 21 2005, 01:28 AM
Weird addiction   QUOTE(SpedMonkee @ Jul 21 2005, 8:28 AM)shake...   Jul 21 2005, 09:49 AM
reanimateddroid   heard somone i know refer to it as "chopping ...   Jul 21 2005, 08:27 AM
FATALxKiSSES   My friend tells me he's going on a date with a...   Jul 21 2005, 09:46 AM
anubis   QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 8:46 AM)My ...   Jul 22 2005, 11:21 PM
Angel_Cece   whacking ze meat, eh?   Jul 22 2005, 11:27 PM
Vozedale   whack you wanker is one common in my household. H...   Jul 23 2005, 10:24 PM
REBELnDISGUISE   LOL...What a weird topic...someone online once ask...   Jul 25 2005, 12:02 AM
WhiteLotus*   I'm suprised no one has used the term, "I...   Jul 25 2005, 01:55 AM
electric shock   I'm turning Japenese.. Wtf?! Hm. o.O when...   Jul 25 2005, 06:07 AM
x____duckii   RED ROCKET! Okay, I've heard that one fro...   Jul 25 2005, 12:37 PM
icy_wonderland   theres the girl term..cut the pea...eww   Jul 25 2005, 11:54 PM
'O'   [B] one word...[COLOR=red]skeet!!![/CO...   Jul 26 2005, 09:08 AM
chaneun   ...Do the moonwalk grab. :o   Jul 26 2005, 01:14 PM
ComradeRed   Expanding Soviet Union! Glorious!   Jul 26 2005, 07:50 PM
icy_wonderland   expanding soviet union? wat..?   Jul 26 2005, 11:28 PM
i can break   Beating meat.   Jul 27 2005, 01:09 AM
joejoe22802   playing with your joystick   Jul 27 2005, 01:36 AM
Ephemeral Styles   Choking the chicken. I didn't look at the prev...   Jul 27 2005, 04:36 PM
FlipsieDoodles   (the guy looks at his right hand) "This is my...   Jul 28 2005, 08:24 PM
Funky Buddha   Preparing for takeoff. Yeah, they are limitless lo...   Jul 29 2005, 06:49 AM
anubis   oiling the hot dog   Aug 3 2005, 04:58 PM
Maestro   They say beatin your meat down here and strokin yo...   Aug 3 2005, 08:18 PM
ldy_kari   Girls: 5 finger express Tuning the strings Baiting...   Aug 3 2005, 10:31 PM
kpx_danny   LOL. JERKING OFF LIKE CRAYZ   Aug 24 2005, 11:17 PM
vehvih   Rolling the dice. Wanking. [I use this one] Jackol...   Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM
pandamonium   cleaning the pipes.   Aug 25 2005, 02:11 AM
reflection   everyone here says jerking off   Aug 25 2005, 09:15 AM
ichigofan   Stroking the Bunny.. lols got that from O&A +...   Aug 25 2005, 04:29 PM
freakonaleash   i heard a guy say 'i'm going to bangkok...   Aug 28 2005, 06:18 AM
sm0kinm0nky   shooting the gun   Aug 28 2005, 08:25 AM
Maximum_Tune815   some chinese ppl call mastubating "Hitting Ai...   Aug 30 2005, 03:18 AM
b-boymatt   a five-knuckle shuffle firing the gun (that one i...   Aug 30 2005, 04:06 AM
andromeda_90   this won't make sense but, "Stradling the...   Aug 30 2005, 11:13 AM
Tyler_Boss   Answer the Bone-A-Phone Assault on a Friendly Weap...   Sep 2 2005, 01:36 AM
Tyler_Boss   Female Masturbation terms: A Night in With the Gi...   Sep 2 2005, 01:38 AM
Tyler_Boss   Digging a Trench haha   Sep 2 2005, 01:39 AM
Tyler_Boss   Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw   Sep 2 2005, 01:40 AM
Tyler_Boss   Trolling the Bermuda Triangle   Sep 2 2005, 11:15 AM
Frankie   um...no...posting 5 times in a row!!! ...   Sep 2 2005, 04:27 PM
xcaitlinx   omg i just looked on that site and this one is hil...   Sep 3 2005, 09:39 PM
Frankie   QUOTE(caytexo @ Sep 3 2005, 9:39 PM)omg i jus...   Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM
Tyler_Boss   Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Haha   Sep 4 2005, 10:48 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   ^ LMFAO !!!!!! That's ...   Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM
Tyler_Boss   Male Terms: 1. Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss ...   Sep 6 2005, 12:04 AM
chaneun   this topic reminds me of the snl news thing with a...   Sep 6 2005, 05:01 PM
anubis   QUOTE(chaneun @ Sep 6 2005, 4:01 PM)this topi...   Sep 16 2005, 12:15 AM
bylrarzeitnt   jerk off, f**k off, hit the pistol...   Sep 22 2005, 05:29 AM
MentPatient   Haha, all I use is masturbate... What amusing ter...   Oct 10 2005, 03:00 AM
Joshieboi   getting to know myself better   Oct 29 2007, 10:57 PM


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